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It's that time again! If you're feeling energized by May Day, and if you didn't already invest in a fancy hat for the Kentucky Derby, why not join Fox City Lit for an afternoon of prose and poetry by some talented local authors of the DMV? Hope you can make it! 🦊

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Upstart Crow on Britbox, Erika and I are debating whether Kit Marlowe dying his hair is an effective way to go undercover. It's a full on Clark Kent / Superman situation. But maybe that's enough?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

If your argument against higher education is that people become liberal when they get educated, you're kind of telling on yourself.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

#Winning in the #TrumpEconomy.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

To all the #AWP folks free for a Saturday offsite, come check out this great lineup at Audio Graph Beer Co. #AWP25

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out: We convert Chuck Schumer into a vending machine serving matzoh soup. In the coming U.S. Civil War and the global conflict that results, the last isolated pockets of humanity will rebuild civilization based upon a rock-hard sense of the common good and the fabled Schumer matzoh recipe.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I keep looking for a middle ground between #swasticar and #felon and #f_elon and #billionairepegging and #grimestmz and #failedpenissurgery and #palewhalebod and #molotovcocktails and stuff. But then I remember that Elon Musk never created anything. He just bought companies with inherited wealth.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Very glad that the US government is now operating on merit, hiring only the best. Otherwise, a bunch of rich white male teenaged interns who were fired from their last gigs for fraud and corruption might not have had the chance to take over the IRS and the Social Security Administration. #swasticar

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I was priced out of D.C. years ago. My NoVA life has lots of benefits, like enough $$ to move back to the city. I won't. I like where I am. People in D.C. wear masks. My first happy hour in NoVa, the bartender talked sports. Then asked: "You do know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams?" Authentic.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

"Cybertrucks look like cars built from off-brand Legos." --Erika. #fuckelon

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One thing that keeps throwing me about 1938 Weimar Version 2.0 is: while it's turning out to be similarly devastating & disheartening for fans of democracy everywhere, today's totalitarians are dorks who dress like pubescent edgelords & drunk Bronies. Srsly, where's your Hugo Boss fashion, bros?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If I know anything from my decades of studying tariffs on tulips, it's that the end result is always cannibalism. And the top politician is always the first to go.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Teslers are on the road every day, they tell me.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out my severe OCD is just my brain's way of compensating for my severe ADHD.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing says winning like tens of thousands of people suddenly unemployed while planes randomly fall from the sky. #DOGEbags #PresidentMusk

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me you know how to make a Molotov cocktail without showing me a Molotov cocktail. #killtherich #thatsjustthenameofthebook #eventhoughyestherichhavebeenkillingusforprofitsincebirth #andanyonewholivesoffofagrandparentspatentshoulddie #myfamilyslandwasstolenbyandrewkackson #nevertrustandrews

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DJ Jazzy Theft here has saved the US a few million dollars on DEI while scoring more than 150 billion for himself, tax free. But when you look at the Dogebag cum-purse that is his plasticine face (he ordered the "male superhero" surgery and got the "incel") aren't you proud, America?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

That tattoo on my chest? Why, no that's just in German. It says, "The, Trump. The."

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