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billybrew.bsky.social
Beer can with a law license Venmo: billymbrew
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Just watched someone reverse across 4 lanes of traffic. Drunk driving has to be safer than that

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

@synonymforwet.bsky.social are you having fun tonight?

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

@synonymforwet.bsky.social lol first shot

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Nearly zero is not zero. Fingers crossed people

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Presidents’ Day is obviously an excuse to drink liquor at each presidents price point (hard to find a nickel but it can be done)

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I’m not attending family events unless you all disavow trump Family: how will I explain your absence to my kids Me: tell em the truth for once

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to be the shit head that can call it gulf of America without thinking it’s a change but shit my pants if Paul asks to be called Paula

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

My dog has taken to watching lion king. Just the parts with Timon and pumba. So I’ll change my whole life

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna put some old bananas in the freezer for bread I’ll never make. Tale as old as time

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Well ya they’ve both been dead for a while

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

All that green water with the waste management logo in it has to be sewage. It’s in Arizona

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If I make an obvious joke and you want to use it to do a cause without asking me first. I’m not doing it.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t eat any food but have coffee and energy drinks all day you get heartburn. You’re welcome. I’m out here doing the research so you don’t have to

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments