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Love bicycling, books, guitar and public speaking. A boring nerd in real life. I got to Colorado as soon as I could.
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So far: - Invited journalist to bombing raid chat - Told his wife and lawyer about bombing raid. - Added an unsecured internet connection to his office - Posted his Signal phone number on Facebook and a gambling site, two of the most secure places on the internet

Elissa Slotkin is a former CIA agent cosplaying as an everywoman. AOC is a former waitress who treats voters as though they are smart enough to know who's screwing them and how we can fix it.

“What’s the sitrep on my dirty internet?”

Feels like this isn’t hitting like the bombshell it should be. Has the Times or the Post even covered it yet? abcnews.go.com/Politics/heg...

BREAKING: Trump Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has died of acute hair gel poisoning. he was 44 years old. Hegseth leaves behind a wife, two kids, and a makeup studio in the Pentagon because conservative heterosexual white men must feel pretty when they share war plans with civilians on Signal

it's okay bluesky i'm down too

Dude was REALLY determined to break national security procedure. Maybe we need to be asking why more?

Hegseth: you sure this is cool? Sergei the installation guy: da

when kid rock walks into a walmart

GET SPIELBERG ON LINE ONE

I’m starting to think the defense secretary is a moron. Also the health secretary. Also the homeland security secretary. Also the transportation secretary. Also the director of national intelligence. Also the director of the fbi. Also the president.

if i had a frisbee team, our name would be Panic! At The Disc Throw and we would qualify for the regional finals and hi 5 the shit out of everyone

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while: t.co/lg46ijHLDF

Control your JD, Usha! 🤣😂😆 #MomSky #Voices4Victory

Bahahaha !!! CONTROL YOUR JD, USHA! 😂🤣😆😂

the "manosphere" is located at 80 degrees latitude or higher. you can only prove yourself a man in an elemental struggle against ice and scurvy. i dont make the rules

ROBERT F. KENNEDY: [rises from the grave] oh hey, my son Robert Jr is being talked about a lot, let’s see why oh what the f

i hate being fair to the kennedys in general, but they specifically warned us about him

every single thing i have ever learned about RFK, jr. is deeply unpleasant, it's like the guy was assembled entirely from episodes of forensic files and medical waste

should have spent more time in school and less time fucking dead animal corpses

I am available to guest on anyone's podcasts if you're in need of a spicy homosexual / former Catholic youth minister's takes on the legacy of Pope Francis by the way

just an unrelentingly, bottomlessly evil fucking piece of shit, and pound for pound, probably the single most person in the entire cabinet, every republican senator who voted for him deserves to die slowly of bone cancer

i want to stress that it is *almost may*, the end of this year is SEVEN MONTHS AWAY

😂😂😂

My favorite comment thus far after suffering thru 30 mins of the #Tesla quarterly earnings call.

I wrote two pieces yesterday, and now I’m resisting the urge to dive straight into more writing today. Instead, I'm reminding myself it's ok to just... feel energetic. Join me May 3rd for a workshop that helps you build a writing practice that works with your energy. anamariecox.com/slowburn

RFKjr intends to start a registry to track autistic people. Fuck NO! This is exactly how it started in 1930s Germany.

HEAD SHOT

#GVerse LMAO!!! #WhiskeyLeaks showing up at the White House tomorrow for his "big promotion". 🤣

Actor Sean Penn visited Ukraine for the fourth time, showing support for their people and armed forces. He commended the 3rd Special Forces Regiment and assured them of their victory. Penn has been recognized with the Order of Merit, 3rd class for his continuous support for Ukraine since 2022.

Zelensky is gonna say nuts to this just like the American General who refused to surrender at Bastogne. Everyone loves a fearless gritty underdog.

Still did better than Jesus

Replace the hell with heck and you"ve got an interesting children's book title right there

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER POPE YO

Some people don't leave the gym until they make 100 free throws in a row and some don't leave the house until they hit a clean sweep in a round of beer pong we all do things differently

"I look at war plans every single day" -- Pete Hegseth (we know dude, we've seen your Signal chats)

Every day, I’m putting the warfighter first by texting my wife, my brother, and my lawyer precise, actionable information about where the warfighter is going to be, when the warfighter going to be there, and what weapons systems the warfighter is bringing to the party.

1000% Give Me One More Chance yeah I am sorry I fucked up 20 times but you need to Give Me One Chance energy

In THIS administration we value WARFIGHTERS who WARFIGHT the enemy and if you’re not WARFIGHTING the enemy to DEATH we don’t want you in the DEPARTMENT OF WARFIGHTING, take your “logistics” and “intelligence” BULLSHIT somewhere else this place is for WARFIGHTING WARFIGHTERS WHO WARFIGHT. GRRR!

famously, logistics has never once been a problem in the entire history of warfare, and that’s why Russia speaks a mixture of French and German today

Look man I’m not seeing a problem here

things "Conclave" got right that are worth keeping an eye on as things progress: --the Italian bloc resents its dwindling influence --there are two flavors of Americans & they hate each other --the global south sticks together --the implicit endorsement of the last guy is terrifically important

Hard to believe it’s been almost a day and JD Vance has not killed again.

Markwayne seems like a weirdpsycho

From now on, no matter what job she holds, I’m calling Kristi Noem the “Secretary of Handbag Security”

(Medication disclaimer voice) If you're over 80 you may be susceptible to sudden stroke and heart failure if you are exposed to JD Vance for 2 minutes.