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Gotta go for now. No one tell my new crush about my old crush. I'm serious you guys.

Morning constitutional? You mean shitposting on the toilet?

Tommy Wiseau's Bambi: I did not shoot her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not shoot her! I did nooot...oh hi Mark!

At this rate it seems as if I’ll never get to retire—I’ll just keep working until my obituary doubles as my resignation letter.

When you have a sex dream about a specific person is it weird to thank them in an email?

I loved everything about you except for what I perceived to be the indifference towards me.

The frost is coming out of the ground some today. Gonna put on my dungaree jacket with the brass buttons and air out my mustache & sideburns

Why are you crying? Did you actually think someone could love you?

Maybe cheese will fix me

the devil never laughs harder than when he's hanging up new live laugh love signs around hell

She's literally an angel. She's got the spinning wheels covered with eyes, everything. She's terrifying.

Ok I washed my legs and lost 15 pounds.

Making love out of nothing at all aka masturbating.

Show them your feral side

I wish I showed up in somebody's circle thing. I'm circless

Half asleep: I need a new loaf...a new loaf...loaf? I need a new loaf of toilet paper...loaf...

You always cease to amaze me.

HTML Gibson

You’re the apple of my ass

I’m gonna start taking screen grabs from classmates dotcom and post them here to let everyone know what’s happening

How 'bout yeeting? Can we still yeet things into the void?

*sees you drawing* What are you some kind of drawer?

Rock bottom? Lol, there's no bottom.

hot person: wow everyone here is so nice

I bejeweled smiley faces on my husbands ball sacks so they are always happy to see me.

Cold dead heart of the corpse of god logging on

Ah, midwinter. When the boys of summer begin spring training for the fall classic.

The secret ingredient is always love🤍

yeah well, between disassociation and existential dread I keep pretty busy

The teeth stay in during the sex

My tummy kinda hurts. Hope I'm dying.

Your ass is so good I want to take it outside And watch it frolic

Dealing with angry emails from BlueSky's devs after posting a selfie and managing to get minus 400 likes.

a quaint outdoor shopping experience located in the heart of the siberian wilderness

If or when this all ends how grande it would be if we can all have a greet meet and form a state of our own. I'll bring the marshmallows and mash potatoes..I know I know. Sshh,baby Just go along with it. *softly closes trunk*

The only thing keeping me going is butthole skeets and memes

The feminine urge to have a breakdown in a very aesthetic way