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NSFW - No minors! I'm like if Data's evil brother Lore from Star Trek had a thick girlcock You're invited to RP in the comments She/Her I write taboo captions sometimes. My muses are fickle. https://www.reddit.com/user/WilliamTheCumqueror
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hey girl i like ur facts, want to go to the museum and info dump until i decide to kiss you?

submitted 409 days ago • 6 comments

i've learned so much about horror movies i don't care at all but she always stops talking when i start kissing her, and keeps going if let her breath for a minute

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

Words Words Words. What's the matter? How to introduce myself - I write lewd little stories over hentai images, like the pornographic equivalent of curry over rice. First, here's something cute.

submitted 670 days ago • 3 comments

when you're a tall person people really just wear their emotions on their sleaves? idk it activates their kindergarten memories or something and men are so repressed all the time anyways it's not that i give them slack, it's just that they have special needs due to their socialization ^.^

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

a cage is like a weighted blanket for your dick

submitted 422 days ago • 3 comments

you wake up, confused. your head is empty, thoughts fuzzy. then you smell breakfast cooking, and leap out of bed! on the way to the kitchen you see yourself in a mirror. you are puppy. you are fluffy and floppy. you smile and wag, forgetting your old life. you are puppy! i call your name~

submitted 665 days ago • 18 comments

very gratifying evening where several 50+ men stumbled over themselves to admit they've had gay fantasies about young johnny depp as an awkward way of telling me they're not anti trans cis men are so adorable and terrifying

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

i should call her

submitted 448 days ago • 4 comments

i can see you reading this drink some water

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

isn't fae wonderful? 🥺

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

when you're a tall person people really just wear their emotions on their sleaves? idk it activates their kindergarten memories or something and men are so repressed all the time anyways it's not that i give them slack, it's just that they have special needs due to their socialization ^.^

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

i can see you reading this drink some water

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

happy halloween 🖤✨ do we still like sword lesbians here? 🗡️😈 (i just uhh threw something together, i hope you like it ❤️‍🔥.)

submitted 191 days ago • 11 comments

i've learned so much about horror movies i don't care at all but she always stops talking when i start kissing her, and keeps going if let her breath for a minute

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

no choice, events in america have forced me between a rock and a hard girl.

submitted 669 days ago • 5 comments

are you awake?

submitted 190 days ago • 2 comments

isn't fae wonderful? 🥺

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

yeah okay i was gonna wait but this pic worked better than expected - how do we feel about suck on my strap saturday this week? 🍆😘

submitted 190 days ago • 16 comments

very gratifying evening where several 50+ men stumbled over themselves to admit they've had gay fantasies about young johnny depp as an awkward way of telling me they're not anti trans cis men are so adorable and terrifying

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

infiltrated a witch's coven so far it's mostly making out, drinking wine, and baking bread ^.^

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

infiltrated a witch's coven so far it's mostly making out, drinking wine, and baking bread ^.^

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

hope you're well

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

when my pets play act like i'm a domme and then i invite a real one over and suddenly the brats fall in line

submitted 218 days ago • 3 comments

now with alt text 💕✨

submitted 212 days ago • 4 comments

you wish

submitted 338 days ago • 23 comments

*writing porn captions* *looks up from my laptop* i wonder if tolkien would mind me saying 'cock'... better not risk it.

submitted 499 days ago • 1 comment

dating gen z girls means strapping a phone to the side of your head i'm a-b testing windows 95 screensavers and mobile game ads

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

sex work is work sex workers are workers sex workers rights are workers rights

submitted 217 days ago • 1 comment

dating gen z girls means strapping a phone to the side of your head i'm a-b testing windows 95 screensavers and mobile game ads

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

As a kid, I'd scribble tengwar characters in my notebooks with black and gold ink and wish that I had been born as something beautiful. As I adorn my eyes with black and gold liner and mascara now, I wish I could tell that child that her wish came true, it just took some time.

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine You're lying on the bed and I unzip my jeans Instead of exposing my genitals, I instead pull out a Popeyes combo meal You're ecstatic but it's not over I keep producing sides and napkins and several of their sandwiches, too "Eat it" I say, my words sharp and commanding

submitted 217 days ago • 18 comments