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billywitt.bsky.social
Father of two ruly teens, writer of thrillers, lover of history podcasts, stubber of toes https://billywittenberg.com/
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Why does this kitty litter box look like I'm supposed to roast Mittens in the oven at 325 deg for an hour and half? #cats

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Teen: But why can't I have a Segway? Dad [slams fist on counter]: Because no son of mine is going to drown in pussy!

submitted 113 days ago • 11 comments

I too have gold bars and envelopes stuffed with cash hidden around my house. Who doesn’t?

submitted 524 days ago • 1 comment

Just joined. So far I'm liking it here. Feels like old Twitter, when posts were fun and interesting. Might stick around a while.

submitted 524 days ago • 0 comments

Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold. Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.

submitted 530 days ago • 47 comments

Place your thumb over Paul Simon's face to reveal the most impressive moustache in musical history

submitted 529 days ago • 21 comments