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Thirt(ies) and feeling invert-y šŸ™ MSc studying Arctic and North Atlantic deep-sea weirdos ā„ļø Ex-professional jellyfish mom ā™Øļø she/her šŸ
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I forget that people use their vast cerebral cortex storage for things that are important to them and those things are different than mine and so that's why the barista who asked about weekend plans knew I would be looking for nudibranchs and where, but only at the very end learned what they are

Nobody tell them there's like eight other empty rock caves within a 10cm radius

Apropos of nothing, Canada is very pretty okay

As someone currently scrounging for one of the three and a half marine biologist jobs in the country, I wake up every morning thinking evil thoughts about these posts

*St Patrick, casting the snakes out of Ireland* Me, in the distance: Technically those are legless lizards, Anguis fragilis

Beware the Britifh Sea-Pen

Me trying to open any plastic packaging

Slay the Princess ā€” The Pristine Cut is a finalist for this year's Nebula Awards (Best Game Writing.) It's a huge honor for our work to be acknowledged this way, and we wouldn't be here without each and every one of you supporting us all the way.

Went to go pack my thesis samples for long-term storage today and my supervisor mentioned disposing of them eventually, and then acted like I'M the weird one when I told her to call me because those deep-sea creature-infested rocks are NOT going in the trash, they are going on a SHELF in my HOUSE

It's been like two entire months since I watched a reel about this kitten getting rescued but I just need everyone to see her because I've been thinking about Befuddled approximately every two hours since January

I can't be the only one who looks at rocket pops and thinks "ah, red white and blue, three natural colors of blood in the animal kingdom"

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. Iā€™m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

Can confirm there are just so many pitcher plants and puffins here, I love this

Excuse me, a snail with hwhat

Okay so just so everybody mass-following the WOMEN!!! starter pack knows, fine, sure, praxis etc etc but if you've arrived here without verifying the accounts you're following, there WILL be spiders and various other creatures that will certainly activate adjacent phobia mechanisms

Tune in this September to find out if I can talk the local nature centre into accepting 34 year olds

I do not have any pet peeves. They belong in the wild.

I did end up making it to my much anticipated Montreal Bug Expo Weekend and boy howdy did I look at so many bugs with my eyeballs, 10/10

As a Canadian, I will now be implementing retaliatory bug photos. Any American interacting with me from now on has to send me 25% more bug photos than previously