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Kobayashi Maru 100% Speedrun (No Damage) WR

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

The fact that there are systems with people who switch to the front to steal food someone else prepared will always be funny to me. Seagull energy.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

No thanks, prescription packaging, I don't need instructions on how to take my progesterone. I already know how: you poke a hole in it and shove it up your ass.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ngl I hate whenever curb theory gets brought up. Not cause it's wrong, but because why are you centering people who don't primarily suffer from the absence of things like disability accommodations and DEI programs, or the presence of things like bathroom bills?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Those minecraft arg horror mod videos are such a guilty pleasure of mine. It's like bare-skin scratching my asshole--it feels great, but my finger's coming away smelly

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The trick to peeling potatoes quickly when you're cooking is to just not do it. I don't wanna I ain't gonna

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

PSA: if disabled people don't exist in your picture of a perfect world, I actually, truly, viscerally hate you

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The week before the launch of a game you really want is just as bad of a wait as the week after its announcement give me my monster honster NOW

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Sam Nordquist, Elisa Rae Shupe, and everyone before them, taken before their time... I don't know if I should say rest in peace, because if I were in their place, peace is the last thing I would want. I have no faith in justice, either, but I do believe in fire. Every trans death should be avenged.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Still thinking about how Captain Archer had literal negative chemistry with every single woman he was on screen with, but then there was the raw sexual tension between him and Shran every time either one of them even thought the other's name.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

call that german puppygirl an ambulance the way shes crankin n waggin

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Terms like “rainbow capitalism” exist because corporations historically use social causes as a facade to gain public favor. Remember that the next time MSI tries to go furry or OperaGX uses a homoerotic profile pic. Support people, not brands.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my urethra is mightier than ANY Nintendo DS stylus.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hey so y'all know that Elon Musk is bad because he's a fucking nazi, right? Not because he's an "illegal" immigrant. Right? Saying he should be deported is not a good dunk, and Elon can't hear you. But your immigrant friends? Your neighbors? Your family? They can.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Always relevant

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

If you punch a fascist hard enough, you WILL transition. Didn't work the first time? Keep punching.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

In the spirit of the new executive order

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I don't pee sitting down to alleviate dysphoria, I pee sitting down because my cats demand to be pet

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I know nobody asked, but this will probably be my hottest take ever: The original PS2 version of Shadow of the Colossus remains, visually, the best iteration of the game, and the 'improved' graphics in all the remasters actually made it look worse.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Man, every time I hear about the avali community it's always because they did some toxic shit. I love avalis, but it's gotten to be too much, and I'd like to move on to something with less baggage. Is there a species with a similar vibe (and an avatar base) with a better community surrounding it?

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

At once I'm so envious of trans kids who are able to transition in or before their teens. But it warms me, too, to know that there are trans kids who get to have childhoods, who get to be teenagers, without the ghosts of Before haunting the picture frames in their homes. We have to fight for them.