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Twink death survivor. Old enough to be an OSRS addict. The person with 700m+ xp without a max cape. #1 agility hater. Chronically bored. IDK what I'm doing. I love my wifey 🖤: @pistolgrip-pup.bsky.social
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Transfems be like: "I was a woman in my dream!!" That's kinda cool, but considering my dreams are still in 2004-2006, I don't know if that'd ever happen to me

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I have no idea what I should do to entertain myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

This unlocked so many memories with so many people and they should've stayed locked

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submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

Two champion scrolls? Before the axe? It's more likely than you think!

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Ahead of the start of hurricane season, our reporters spent months investigating how much was lost in the devastation of Hurricane Helene. Listen to one survivor’s firsthand account of loss, devastation and hope that changes are made to protect the future of inland communities like his own.

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Society to me from 1982-2014: "You're a GIRL! You're not a real boy. You're a GIRL!" Me in 2014: "Yep. I'm a girl." Society to me from 2014-Present: "You'll NEVER be a GIRL. You're just a CONFUSED MAN."

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

T4TMNT

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I think I need an adult...

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It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."

submitted 8 days ago • 63 comments

+Shit we bought expired eggs -Would you say, they're... Eggspired? +Oh my god -What? It was an eggscellent joke +I'm gonna beat you with my purse Help

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This is the bravest I've ever been. I actually started playing Life is Strange. This game has the potential to ruin me. I hope my demons from 2015 dont come back again. Having my wifey with me IRL to hold me helped a lot! I wouldn't be able to do it without her.

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I really, really want to start playing Life is Strange, but I dont have the courage. I dont think I am ready but I paused my playthrough 10 years ago. I think 10 years is a long enough break. But the brain worms are possibly bigger now. I dont know what it will accomplish

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Oh god there's an HD CRT around and I wanted one so much but I don't know where to put it and it's 190 lbs and it's raining aaaaaaaaaa Fuck!

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the reason men use "daddy issues" and "fatherless behavior" to describe women having fun is because they know if they didnt have their dad around theyd be a blue-haired tattooed bisexual having threesomes on molly too and theyre deeply envious of the women who get to do that

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Oh hey apparently I'm a super hearer!!

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Oh hey would you look at that, it is time to think about things that happened 20 years ago and ruin my day!

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"Hey check us out!" "ok I'm sick of dead clans with 3 people in it maybe that one is alive" ... Well I'm not doing it now...

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Check the reddit post as well lmao every single online redditor is there, shitting their opinions www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone needs to read this as soon as you can. Source: pink news. Absolutely disgusting stance from Jagex. Caving to bigots and throwing your massive lgbtq following under the bus to avoid mean tweets.

submitted 13 days ago • 50 comments

Ma'am, a second cardinal just hit the birb feeder...

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There was a rabbit in my backyard while we were grilling today but I wasn't fast enough to take a photo :c

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submitted 16 days ago • 365 comments

Well this fucking sucked. I'm not doing it this early again. Mostly because I get distracted and fail 1t flicking mager at 20hp. Also this gear and stats has abyssmal dps, my very first infernal cape was faster than this.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

What the birb doin? (check alt text)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

We watched Sonic while having dinner and now I have a strange urge to play TF2. I wonder why....

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

How do I boymode now HELP

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

happy pride to the bisexual 90s taco bell

submitted 19 days ago • 37 comments

Perfect weather to stay inside and play videogames!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

He's just like me!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

They grow up so fast...

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My birb feeder is feeding everything other than birbs...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

???

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I have never PvP'd in my entire life, not even 20 years ago. Then I had to do lms today for the baby iron. I was utter shit at first but now people are calling me a bot lmao

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