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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: when someone says how nice the weather would be if it wasn’t windy

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Enough of this wasteful life-saving medical research.

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: lunch beers

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: this inexplicable artichoke size comparison?

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: @dropout.tv

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: in movies when the person goes “enhance”

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Sushi Go! 🍱 🃏

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: mini churro sundae from El Tejaban (Richfield, MN)

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: acknowledging that you’re doing a Minnesota Goodbye and continuing to do a Minnesota Goodbye

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: overtime hockey

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: carrots

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: my plumbing apprentice

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: @jasonkpargin.bsky.social’s two most perfect sounds

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Nutella espresso pie from The Lowbrow

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: the urinals at St Paul Brewing

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: when you rewatch a movie and realize how many of its lines have crept into your regular vernacular

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: celebrating yourself for picking a healthy snack by grabbing an unhealthy snack

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: when Ferris Bueller played a sick clarinet solo and said “never had one lesson”

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Chocolate Chip Buttermilk Cake (via Sarah Kieffer’s “100 Afternoon Snacks”)

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: cheese and fruit pairings

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: playing it where it lies 🧊 ⛳️

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: A Game About Digging a Hole

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: (via @mplscitysc.bsky.social)

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: this wet floor sign 🍌

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: the title menu from the Shrek (2001) DVD

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: storing cake in upside-down Tupperware

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Player1’s chocolate peanut butter Birschday cake 🎂 hbd, mrs b. (via “Zoe Bakes Cakes” by Zoë François)

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Dexter’s (Mpls)

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: ctrl+F

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: when you get coupons in the mail you’ll actually use

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: this 2-in-1 sink/hand-dryer thing

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HERE WE GO! Which one is your favorite? 🧵

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Crunch n’ Munch 🍿 #BringTheNice

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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay:

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: (via GopherWHockey on IG) www.instagram.com/reel/DFQ54nz...

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: A Real Pain (2024)

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: the library

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: when you have just enough batteries to replace old ones

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Warm Skin

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: cozy sweater

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: sunny, cold afternoons

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: under-desk treadmill

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: when you clean fuzz out of the charging port and your phone starts charging like normal again

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: physical media 📀 (@hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social)

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Today’s #BestThingOfAllTimeOfTheDay: Hurricane Fries from Ono Hawaiian Plates (Mpls)

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