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biscuitersed.bsky.social
Greyhound butler, data wrangler, coffee mainliner. Scottish.
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Window is now locked and loaded (the state of that frame though ffs)

Going to replace the broken lock on my living room window tonight. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to live.

I’ve been diagnosed with add (it’s adhd but without the h). For years I’ve been beating myself up about many things I won’t go into.

I’m so excited I’m going to Sweden for my pal’s wedding and omg I have to learn all the words for The Bridge song. I’m sure that will impress the lads.

I’m watching the JonBenet Ramsay documentary on Netflix and it’s so fucked up and I’m only half way through the first episode.

Today I officially inherited my mum’s car does anyone know how they work and what does this pedal do

Playing a game of pish chicken with the dog. He refuses to go out for a pee, I am desperate for a shower. Who will break first?

I woke up to seven messages from my uncle and I panicked thinking another horrible thing had happened. He’s looking for mashed potato tips. fml

Snow is happening. Thankfully it’s put my sister off from visiting so I can be an antisocial cow all weekend.

priest: do you take this person to be your shenanigan them: i do priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks them: i do priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots

Electricity 110 Groceries 300 Roma tracksuits 111,000 Can someone who knows how to budget help me my family is dying

This poor boy having to go in the huff again because his evil mammy doesn’t want him to get cold. Phone GreyhoundLine!

imagine being seth abramson, in 2024, and thinking the only reason people wouldn't want to read your 200 post threads about some bullshit you're never right about is because they're secretly 'anti-progressive' and also secretly FSB

So one of my US cousins’ stepson is in the US Air Force and he had the honour of emptying out Joe Biden’s personal toilet on Air Force One. I bet that’s a tale he’s telling the grandkids.

Rivals is perfectly silly fun tv

I’m watching the Jilly Cooper thing on Disney and it’s really entertaining. The music is banging as much as the characters.

Hearing an American say mirror will never not make me laugh.

I started watching Spiral and it’s excellent. Somehow remembered what une sorcière is which was random. Anyway it’s too late for more.

Started watching Syndrome E on Walter Presents and I’m not sure I’ll sleep tonight.

wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs

Just put a pot of soup on. Loads of veggies and lentils and a dod of shredded ham hock.

First night in weeks that fireworks haven’t been set off, probably because it’s been too cold for wee fannies to be fannying about. Result: one happy greyhound.

First day back at work and

I’ll have another go at this place, if I don’t forget again that it exists.

Let’s see what all the fuss is about