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can ye tell what it is yet?

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

my hair is so conditioned if you ring a bell i'll drool

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

just seen a pigeon land on a black bmw and do a massive poo then fly off. good work, pigeon.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

oh shit, bank holiday friday. that means i basically don't have work for 2 weeks.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

so either some bad actor has stolen valid doge creds or a doge employee is routing their traffic through russia. both of these are incredibly fucking bad.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

this is fucking wild

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

the miss just done a little side gig cleaning out an airbnb and when she got in there the dishwasher was running so she thought she'd be nice and let it finish and put all the plates and that away. 1 plate, 2 forks, 2 mugs on a 2 hour dishwasher cycle. fuck me we're going to burn this planet down.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

why the fuck is this daftie still floating about? she's like a next day kebab jobbie that just wont flush.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

bring back binmen that didn't sound like transformers fighting outside my house

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

like it's funny and all but seriously i have questions about the craftsmanship of that trophy. 2 words: retaining. bolt.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

and that's 20 quiche. we do not question why there are only 17 in the picture.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

god, food processors are such a boon to making pastry. dump all that shit in the thing and bloop bloop bloop hey presto shortcrust pastry. and soon many onion and tomato quiches.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

what about a gun but get this... it's happy to see you

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Describe yourself with a building

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

guys, i accidentally have two sheds and now everyone calls me children of the "two sheds" corncob. how do i make it stop?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i just paid £5 for 12 duck eggs. haha! eat shit americans.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

not that i'm smarter than the government or anything but i've been saying steel should be nationalised for like a decade.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

"Conservative MP Alex Burghart is now speaking in the Commons and says the government has "made a total pig's breakfast" of the situation with British Steel." GEE, I WONDER WHOSE FUCKING FAULT THAT IS? OH WELL, NOT WORTH THINKING ABOUT.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments