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First and foremost, a nasty woman.
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Tom cruise looks animatronic

Thank you Fred (reader of the Borowitz Report)

Here's how to defend it: every dollar we spend on foreign aid comes back to us multifold in terms of preventing health emergencies, stabilizing regions, and projecting American goodwill towards those who have less. It's the best money we spend and it costs us almost nothing compared to the budget.

Hey Elon👋🏽 Every single person in this country deserves to know their rights. That's legal. Maybe you should brush up on our laws given the fact you're breaking them to steal American's sensitive data. PS. This video is manipulated, and I wasn't even at the event shown.

One of my few (only?!) dopamine bursts of the day

NEWS Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz says he’s putting a blanket hold on all of President Trump’s State Department nominees until USAID is back up and running.

I’ve been in kc since 2019 and am not a chiefs fan. It’s easier to just accept they will win, somehow, almost all the time.

“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.” “Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.” “Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.” “‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us” Pause. “I needed to make a statement.”

I can’t believe Melania is still tagging along, they must have restructured her contract

If I accidentally did something that looked like a nazi salute I would literally be saying omg sorry, fuck nazis, I hate them.

Blessed be the doink

More pardons please this might be the only dopamine source for a while

I didn’t even realize you could be a sore winner. Fuck it’s annoying.