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Highlight of my week: 5yo Eliza singing Pink Pony Club. To be fair, it was more "Pink Pony Kwub" but the heartfelt drama was pretty heavy on the "Gawwwd what have you done?!" for a girl who's never known a moment of parental disapproval in her life. Chappell Roan is the gift that keeps on giving. ♄

On a scale of “Elon Musk with Tesla shareholders” to “Chuck Schumer with the Democratic Party”, how much trouble am I in? Norivirus struck Monday night & since then I’ve eaten ~8 grapes. Tonight, I ate half a bushel of broccoli and a kilo of kohlrabi. Am I gonna be okay? Decisions were made. đŸ˜©đŸ˜Ź

It’s a nearly impossible act to follow, but he should absolutely aim to out-ally his predecessor. It’s crucial - now more than ever - not only for actual allyship, but to reassure uncertain members of the 2SLGBTQ+ family that they can safely support the liberals.

Note: if you say Theo Lim is a victim of “medical kidnapping” just go ahead & tell me you think you know better than the physicians who literally spent decades studying and treating patients on the shoulders of others who did the same? “Oh I don’t need vaccines, I have an immune system”.

Ottawa friends! HOW. CAN. YOU. RESIST. THIS. SNOOT?! #DogsOfBluesky #ChiensChouxDeCielBleu

Bruh, I wear a K-cup bra and even I am in awe at what a massive tit he is. #CDNpoli #USpoli #NeverPoilievre

Even legal residents and citizens can't go to Market Basket (grocery chain) around here without being corralled by ICE. If you know your neighbor's from another country, no you don't.

Most of us who "didn't vote for this" fully support what's coming. We don't have to like how it will affect us, but we know it's warranted. I'm in an area that gets its electricity from Québéc and I need my Internet dopamine drip like I need oxygen, but go on and DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, Canada!

I want Britain and the UK to issue travel advisories against visiting the US, just as they would any other violent banana republic. Je veux que la GB et RU Ă©mettent des avis de voyage interdisant de se rendre aux États-Unis, comme elles le feraient pour toute autre rĂ©publique bananiĂšre violente.

Our family knows too well the importance of having quality breast health centers - for healthy and ill breasts. I'm so thankful she uses her platform to support this cause. One more reason I'll be getting my daughter an Emily Clark jersey when the Ottawa Charge play the Boston Fleet in April.

Gotta say, the term "apprentice" has forever been tainted. đŸ„Ž

Nightmare fuel for sure, but also SO COOL from a science and technology perspective. Cela fera certainement des cauchemars, mais c'est aussi tellement COOL d'un point de vue scientifique et technologique.

IFL this guy. Always will. #CDNpoli

Can someone talk me down? The more I read about Mark Carney, the more I start crushing on him. I’m seeing all pro, no con. What are the cons? Plus je lis sur Mark Carney, plus j’ai un #CDNpoli bĂ©guin pour lui. Je ne vois plusieurs des aspects positifs, aucun nĂ©gatif. Qu’est-ce qui me manque?

Imagine having your nation led by someone with well-defined positive moral values. Can’t relate. I’m proud of Canada & a bit jealous. #CDNpoli #USpoli Imaginez avoir un dirigeant fort et vertueux. En tant qu'AmĂ©ricain, je ne peux pas m'identifier Ă  Celia. Je suis fier de Canada & un peux envieuse.

I mean, at 1am I’m usually trying to silence my mental trauma from the horrors of the day thanks to Trump but I’m glad he’s sleepless too. À 1h du matin, j'essaie gĂ©nĂ©ralement d’annuler ma terreur mentale face aux horreurs de la journĂ©e grĂące Ă  #Trump, mais c’est bon qu'il soit aussi insomniaque.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

Date night with my wife! Mother #Rupaul discussed his most recent book, & challenged us all to retroactively care for ourselves as children. SoirĂ©e avec ma femme! Maman Ru a parlĂ© de son livre le plus rĂ©cent & nous a tous mis au dĂ©fi de prendre soin de nous-mĂȘmes rĂ©troactivement en tant qu'enfants.

If you’re a bigot and a Star Trek fan, no you’re not.

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person. #TrekSky #DeepSpaceNine #JustASimpleTailor

Hey #Ottawa why don’t y’all have an MLB team? With the Expos now in DC, Canadian national pride demands a Capital MLB team #ElbowsUp Pourquoi n’a-t-elle pas d’équipe de la #MLB? Les Expos Ă©tant les Nationals, c'est le moment idĂ©al pour afficher votre fiertĂ© nationale avec une Ă©quipe de la capitale!

Breaking: Rob Ford needs to keep Kiefer’s grandpa’s name out his mouth. "You sir, are no Tommy Douglas" #CDNpoli

And half of America would take that as a compliment. 🙄

@613brad.bsky.social Est-ce que vous ĂȘtes en train d’apprendre le français? Moi aussi. My femme et notre jumeaux prĂ©voient dĂ©mĂ©nager Ă  Ottawa trĂšs tĂŽt (nous vivons aux EEUU), donc j’ai accĂ©lĂ©rĂ© mes Ă©tudes. Les jumeaux ont 5 ans et va commencer leur Ă©tudies françaises ce printemps.

Trump may actually be the one to defeat Poilievre. Isn’t it ironic? (Don’t ya think?) #CDNpoli #USpoli #NeverPoilievre

Comme une Nouvelle-Angleterrienne, je ne veux pas de prix de l'Ă©lectricitĂ© et d’émissions plus Ă©levĂ©s, et d'instabilitĂ© du rĂ©seau, mais aussi je ne veux pas qu'il s'en tire comme ça. La Nouvelle-Angleterre a votĂ© contre lui, TROIS FOIS; c’est regrettable que nous soyons affectĂ©s. #CDNpoli #ElbowsUp

Ok I hate to be ‘that person’ commenting on a woman’s appearance but dammmmn that purple she’s wearing is gorgeous and her hair is stunning! Goals. 😍

SVP, ne faites pas de la “perfection” l’ennemi du “bien” comme nombreux AmĂ©ricains qui n’ont pas votĂ© pour Harris parce qu’elle ne correspondait pas Ă  tous leurs idĂ©aux. Ce n’est pas le moment de laisser une opportunitĂ© Ă  Poilievre, un petit Trump en devenir. #CDNpoli #NeverPoilievre #ABCvoting

C’est le mĂȘme chose que je dis chaque jour. Plusieurs fois. Parce qu’il est «vraiment stupide». #ElbowsUp #CDNpoli #USpoli