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Siri describe “trump is purging military leadership and stacking it with loyalists” in the most anodyne way possible Siri:

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Of course

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

One dept of government thats long overdue for the ol DOGE treatment is the Department of Government Efficiency

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Are morals good or bad? Needs the pope to weigh in on this one too I guess

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Conservative ideas now originate in neo-nazi forums, spread through twitter, get cleaned up & dispersed to boomers via FOX, are normalized for the cocktail elites by Wapo/NYT, and are made policy by the federal government.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to find out what kind of scheme this is

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

On the political issue of whether or not depressed people should be rounded up into forced labor camps, mark ol’ Bit as “con”

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

My film, Badass Time, is a searing critique of toxic masculinity. Toxic masculinity is played by the hottest actor alive, doing the coolest shit you've ever seen. Every ad features his perfect body glistening with sweat, his enemies cowering at his feet.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Excellent point Mr president sir

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Where I'm from (the sea) a rule is if someone does a mutiny and fails, you make damn sure they never get another chance.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I wish Stephen King would lay off the little symbol monkey guys already. They deserve a chance to be enjoyed in a non-ominous way

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Lots to worry about atm, but "leader of the world's largest military suddenly obsessed with territorial expansion" deserves a spot on that list imo

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Yep if history tells us anything it's that "nobody would question" claims over this particular piece of land

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Who would have predicted that declaring someone immune from laws would result in them ignoring laws

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Love to wake up, pour a nice cup of coffee, then read the morning news until I'm filled with dread and my eyeball starts twitching out of my skull

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Hope nothing I need is made of those metals

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but face pimples

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Working together with FBI Director Qanon Shaman to find solutions to America’s minorities exist problem

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care about myself, but my colleagues in the Marxist equity and transgenderism laboratory rely on those grants

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

America isn’t a very good country is it?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It may be new years for you, but I have adopted an idiosyncratic and extremely convoluted system of personal timekeeping. To me today is just another ordinary degree 45 phorlong Abernathy

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The worst kind of “reply guys” are the ones who are always trying to glean some kind of life lesson from everything you say. It’s an insta-block from me if you can’t follow my simple “no metaphors” rule.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments