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Incredible to see a 3.5 hour summary of The King In Yellow pulling down a million views as if you can't The Repairer of Reputations online for free in 40 minutes or do the (FREE) audio book in 90

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Gay men getting ready to post how #sad the #news is these days and how the #glbtqcommunity needs #soliderity

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JD Vance speaking to the pope

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"...but in the enhanced audio released by Vatican Police Monday, Vance could be heard yelling about the Pope's butt during what sounded like a physical struggle. Vance belongs to a sect which aims to prove that once someone becomes Pope, their entire butt and privates dissappear like a Ken doll."

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

JD Vance: No y'see...the pope's couch has the relics of several (beautiful!!) female saints and it is inhabited by their aura. in many ways it is much older and more intelligent than the average man and thus passes the harkness test...it's only natural I'd wanna fuck it

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Nerdskull blocked me finally and I must assume it was in retaliation for this post

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The "JD Vance is being questioned about killing the pope" post is a joke. For every person who continues to act as if I genuinely believe it or who tries to fact check me sincerely after this post, I will award myself a gold star.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Did JD Vance kill the pope because the pope called him a faggot?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Real News Not Clickbait.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

We need to uncover who in the vatican JD Vance managed to coerce into aiding him

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I predicted I would get pushback on trying to alert people--american news outlets won't report that JD Vance is currently being questioned by The Swiss Guard in private chambers within the vicinity of St Peter's Basilica. They will bury anything that points to his guilt.

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NEW THEORY: JD Vance's attack on the pope was a crime of passion after an "incident" with a papal arm chair

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