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That existential dread we're all feeling. Apparently it has a name

Petra is such an icon. Love her #Eurovision

With the awful serifed fonts and lines, it feels like this year's #Eurovision has been brought to us by WordArt

Stop trying to make "ESC" a thing, its not a thing #Eurovision

Belgium was a bit like a fever dream #Eurovision

Liking the chillout vibes of Portugal's #Eurovision entry

Estonia getting my vote so far with classic #Eurovision whackiness

Oversized jackets and silver space suits. I think I've gone back to the 80s #Eurovision

Wow, Hazel is wooden (no pun intended). Maybe we just cant see her move in that ridulously large jacket #Eurovision

Well done Labour Anyone who thought you represented real change now despises you. Anyone who didn’t, still won’t. People who weren’t that convinced but hoped for the best are out of patience. You’ve managed to turn off everyone. Quite the achievement!

I guess the #marksandspencer hackers know my waist size now. I'm trying to lose weight, I promise!

At this point I really need every single American to be at this level of rage. I don’t recognize this country anymore. And he hadn’t even seen the news yet of the mayor being taken and congress members being assaulted by ICE. This is appropriate levels of rage.

Starmer is against restoring Freedom of Movement. Please repost if you want our Freedom of Movement restored. We were robbed of our right to live, work, study, and love in 30 countries by the worst abuses of democracy in modern British history.

I wonder how much Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal have been paid to sell out and make the ridiculous When Harry Met Sally Hellmans advert

Nobody who voted for Brexit has any right to complain about us being forced to negotiate free trade agreements with actual dictators. You fools voted to remove us access to our closest allies/trading partners which was always going to make us weaker and poorer. Because, patriotism, right? Right?

Starmer continuing to suck Trumps dick makes me physically sick

I was deeply honored to meet President Zelensky via Zoom when he asked me to become an ambassador for UNITED24 to raise funds for surveillance drones. I'm proud to have walked this road with @u24.gov.ua to support the sovereign nation of 🇺🇦 & so grateful to all who have donated! 🙏❤️👍 #SlavaUkraine

9 years ago at the White House 🎶

People voted for change in the general election, and Labour had a huge majority to implement it. Instead they carried on with the same old Tory austerity,attacking the poor and disabled and sticking their head in the sand about Brexit. No wonder politically ignorant peple voted Reform in desparation

At a time when the criminal justice system is closer than ever to complete collapse, those electronic books people have made the Sunday Times No.1 bestseller #StoriesOfTheLawAndHowIt’sBroken a Kindle Monthly Deal - an absurd 99p. Read. Learn. Get freaking furious. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B075...

Louis qute suiting the grey haired look I think "Louis Theroux: The Settlers"

WE MUST UNITE! STARMER’S ANTI EU POSITION IS NOT HELPFUL AND NOT WHAT THE MAJORITY WANTS.

You never really saw Kamala at all when she was VP. First Vice President John Adams called it "the most insignificant job that ever the invention of man contrived". And yet Vance is everywhere like the smell of shit on your shoe. He's definitely lining himself up

How does Lauren even have any friends left? She's such a bitch #MadeInChelsea

Not normally keen on Rez, but he absolutely right. He wouldn't be being a good mate if he didn't at least ask Vanders to make sure he wasn't getting carried away. #MadeInChelsea

Starmer is against restoring Freedom of Movement. Please repost if you want our Freedom of Movement restored. We were robbed of our right to live, work, study, and love in 30 countries by the worst abuses of democracy in modern British history.

I like Katherine Parkinson, but she certainly isn't cut out to be a #HIGNFY presenter. What cringe.

Julia's mum's name is Siri. That must get real awkward if they're an Apple household #MadeInChelsea

This is terrifying in America. ICE agents are showing up masked—these abductions must stop. If you’re going to detain someone, show your face, present a warrant, and proper ID. Disappearing people from their families without evidence or accountability isn’t law enforcement—it’s state-sponsored fear.