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I could tell you but I’d have to bore you. Fan of tuna noodle casserole and ugly music. Alabamian lucky enough to live on Vancouver Island. I talk too much about tabletop role-playing games.
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1. Way way WAY more power and grace than I’d anticipated 2. Happiest boi, canis rex magnificus, bow before his glory

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Walking to the Dispensary Anyway: How Cannabis Helped Me Triumph Over Adversity

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Too Lazy to Walk to the Dispensary: My Harrowing Struggle with Cannabis

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“What if a warehouse, but more confusing”

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Friday: “end” trade talks with Canada, so stocks get dumped over the weekend Then Monday: folks in on the scam buy low And on Tuesday: hey presto, talks will resume, market bumps back up I guess this is how it works now with zero oversight cool cool cool

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Second pot of coffee required to assure smooth Fridaying

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Surely there’s a way to get the Bobby Hill “I don’t know you!” sample as my ringtone for unidentified callers, there’s like a data center draining a river somewhere devoted to that very thing by now

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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

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I hate email Nothing good ever happens by email Or if it does, it gets shunted to my spam folder and I never see it and the more you ignore it, the worse it gets, like everything else in life fucking hate email

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A lot of ink being spilled over Mamdani’s win in NYC - “Democrats can learn from this” “power of canvassing” etc etc. And sure, he’s a truly gifted politician, a natural. But wasn’t ranked choice voting just as big a factor?

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Happy 99th birthday to Mel Brooks

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In the ER (spider bite, nbd, just getting it looked at.) There is a couple in their 80s. She is reading on her tablet. He is wool-gathering, dozing off. Their hands, intertwined, share an armrest. She taps his palm. “Boop.” She says. He taps her palm. “Boop boop back.” ❤️

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“I feel like you mistook my two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for enthusiasm” is how I’m henceforth going to respond when called on my bullshit

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news is awful post a Godzilla

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It is both sad and somewhat comforting that one of life’s most reliably available small pleasures is a fountain Sprite from McDonald’s

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Hey! So, funny story — turns out that for all those checks and balances to work you need someone actually bothering to do the checking and balancing! Huh. 🤔

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Romantasy is over. It’s all about rorror now. But I’m bucking trends and writing a horrantasy about a romance novelist. Who is in love with a pirate queen. It’s a romventurrortansy.

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"The frog receives a text message asking him for three dollars."

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Get up, get up, I’m still technically on vacation

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We ordered a pizza. It’s great to be able to order a pizza. I live a life of unearned abundance and privilege, and people bring me pizza. And I believe that you, too, whomsoever or wherever you are, should also be able to order a pizza. Because round spicy food is important.

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Chonk in sunlight

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I wouldn’t know, I have the memory span of a gnat, everything is marvelously and terribly new, every time

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This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

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Yeah the theme tonight is Nailbomb, I guess

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Man that one Nailbomb record is still fucking great 30 years later Or maybe I’ve had three beers Both of these things are true

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You know what aged well? That one Nailbomb record. People may disagree. IDC, I’m still right about this one tiny thing

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There is a beer in my belly and a cat in my lap and for this one single moment the universe is poised in perfect equilibrium

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I should listen to the new Swans record but I’ve yet to muster the mental fortitude to do so

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Played Lasers and Feelings with family members I’d never met, none of whom had ever played a TTRPG before. We had a blast! The next day Aunt Gloria comes up to me and says “I couldn’t sleep! I need to know what happened to the Librarien within the Space Anomaly. Can we play again?” HOOKED ONE

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