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I really don't want to hear democrats saying "don't blame us we voted against slashing medicaid" you gotta do more than that. Bring a crossbow to work.

#WombatWednesday POV this wombat is going to beat you to death

If I don't listen to Living is Easy by Agriculture at least once a day I break out in hives and my thought patterns become recognizable to my foes

A highly important image of great relevance to the world

Happy #TwinPeaksDay bluesky. Coop be with you

These are the people they're accusing of fraud and waste. To the rich, anything that doesn't provide a kickback for them personally is a waste of resources. Protecting and maintaining the wilderness to them is setting money on fire that could go right into their pockets

Eunice aphoroditois is a beautiful name for a worm. Please do not call them Bobbitt Worms after the lady who cut off her husband's penis. This is Eunice aphoroditois.

His brain is cooked

Henchman wearing a tight polo shirt: we gotta move the drugs out of the depot (smoking cigarette next to a baby) Jack Reacher: don't smoke next to that baby Henchman: I'll smoke where I want (draws gun) Reacher (having removed the bullets 20 minutes ago): i said don't smoke next to that baby

One of the nice things about bluesky is there doesn't seem to be any smug anime people. By that I mean people with a smug anime girl in their pfp. Not people who are smug about anime. I'm sure the latter is well-represented here

How your email finds me

There's no laws anymore bro you can just go to the dentists office and take all their toothbrushes

Hammer-Head Bat sexual dimorphism appreciation post. Female is on the left and male is on the right with an absolute schnoz

Last time I went into a gamestop I asked the cashier if they had Baldurs Gate 3 for Playstation and he laughed at me

#WombatWednesday on some corn shit fr

i'm in the pocket of Big Utopia

Y'all rocking with Anableps anableps?

I've been sick for the last week or so but I woke up today feeling great and I can breathe through my nose again 🥹

Whoever pops Elon will live forever

I got flagged on x dot com (the child abuse app) for having "graphic violence" in my pfp. Looks like someone was offended by the idea of a zombie bison that can never be killed

Happy valentines day, galentines day, palentines day, nonbinary y'allentines day and of course, Anna Howard Shaw Day

I found all the kangaroos

Hello new friends let's be normal together

Big time hup right there bud

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (#WombatWednesday)

My current computer background is this Albert Bierstadt painting of seals on the Farallon Islands

Freudian Kendrick Lamar: Say Drake, I hear you like em Jung

For the people who don't follow American sports, the eagles are basically north korea and the chiefs are israel

What if Marvel Rivals was Marble Ryevals and it was a delicious loaf of marble rye. Yeah I don't know either

I love referring to my cat as "The Eunuch"

Bro i don't think that was weed bro