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Must've been hot in the wax museum.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

30 years of Jurassic movies is too many

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

It's a nice thing to text your closest friends once a year.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Does anyone actually read the Onion articles, or do they just laugh at the headline and scroll by like me?

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...

submitted 20 hours ago • 135 comments

Las Vegas police immediately arrest two livestreamers when one of them insults an officer after an anti-ICE protest ("honor your oath, bitch"). "You need to learn there's rules: don't run your mouth at me."

submitted 23 hours ago • 222 comments

NYT found the “big beautiful bill” would be the largest transfer from the poor to the rich in a single law since at least 1990. In fact, it would be the largest transfer ever. Reagan’s low-income cuts were MUCH smaller - and his tax cuts were done separately. And before him, nothing comes close.

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

Jocks are so fucking annoying

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Locutus management tip: Management is irrelevant.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.

submitted 156 days ago • 6 comments

Hire this Italian man!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Genetic material shed by tumors can be detected in the bloodstream three years before cancer diagnosis, according to a study led by investigators at Johns Hopkins University. That study was made possible with federal funding. Now, many studies like this are canceled. hub.jhu.edu/2025/06/04/...

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

submitted 3 days ago • 2318 comments

I think I can easily achieve zero.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

submitted 4 days ago • 1463 comments

innovators in LA finally finding a productive use for lime scooters

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

there are so many thoroughly antisocial behaviors that would shock and disturb you coming from any other human being but are completely standard for cops

submitted 5 days ago • 99 comments

lmaoooooo hell yeah LA

submitted 5 days ago • 134 comments

she’s like 15 feet away. absolutely that man’s whole thought process was: “I’m gonna shoot that woman”

submitted 5 days ago • 294 comments

why is everything in the galaxy terrible now

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

I'm happy as long as someone says "RIP, dawg" at my funeral.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I'm excited to get fired.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

This hard drive has some extremely shitty music on it.