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Must've been hot in the wax museum.

30 years of Jurassic movies is too many

It's a nice thing to text your closest friends once a year.

Does anyone actually read the Onion articles, or do they just laugh at the headline and scroll by like me?

FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...

Las Vegas police immediately arrest two livestreamers when one of them insults an officer after an anti-ICE protest ("honor your oath, bitch"). "You need to learn there's rules: don't run your mouth at me."

NYT found the “big beautiful bill” would be the largest transfer from the poor to the rich in a single law since at least 1990. In fact, it would be the largest transfer *ever.* Reagan’s low-income cuts were MUCH smaller - and his tax cuts were done separately. And before him, nothing comes close.

Jocks are so fucking annoying

Locutus management tip: Management is irrelevant.

Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.

Hire this Italian man!

Genetic material shed by tumors can be detected in the bloodstream three years before cancer diagnosis, according to a study led by investigators at Johns Hopkins University. That study was made possible with federal funding. Now, many studies like this are canceled. hub.jhu.edu/2025/06/04/...

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

I think I can easily achieve zero.

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

innovators in LA finally finding a productive use for lime scooters

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

there are so many thoroughly antisocial behaviors that would shock and disturb you coming from any other human being but are completely standard for cops

lmaoooooo hell yeah LA

she’s like 15 feet away. absolutely that man’s whole thought process was: “I’m gonna shoot that woman”

why is everything in the galaxy terrible now

I'm happy as long as someone says "RIP, dawg" at my funeral.

I'm excited to get fired.

This hard drive has some extremely shitty music on it.

The imoprtant thing to remember about music going forward is that there always has been that something has really hit and something always will. #optimism

It's not cool that the lead singer in Brainiac died in a car accident. But also, I felt that he was a dick to me.

I don't care what you say. Phish has five good songs.

If Sean Carroll was ever meant to be in a band it would be TheyMight Be Giants.

Looking for the vodka, but my gf took it with her.