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Me (pretty sure i'm right): Well I could be wrong here but Guy I'm arguing with (never been right in his life): Listen up and maybe you'll learn something you idiot child,

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

been a minute since someone shot a terrible ceo in midtown manhattan

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

God, this is so embarrassing. At least the Third Reich didn't have the cornball dorkiness of a mandatory corporate retreat where management tries to unsuccessfully prove they can cut loose and have fun.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

If you say “MAGAts” or whatever, I think you are the analog of the people who say “Demonrats” or “libt*rds.” The immature name-calling isn't working, grow up.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

It really fucking burns me that Hoffman, Joplin, Ledger, Belushi, Hendrix, and all those folks die of drug overdoses but this freak keeps on chugging.

submitted 2 days ago • 156 comments

Today FIRE is promoting Ilya Shapiro’s new book, accepting at face value his posturing as a hero for pushing back against “illiberalism” in academia. Meanwhile:

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

I’m not saying you can inoculate against homophobia but if we still had the sheer amount of lesbian stand up comics on Comedy Central as we did in the 90s that probably could help

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Trump says it's not a violation of the law to shoot him.

submitted 7 days ago • 31 comments

Her: I'm on the rag Me: So does that make yo- Her: DON'T SAY IT Me: My bloody valentine

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

I would have gone with “all the bosses are not Cs”, but yours works too.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a benefit called “pretrial diversion” where, extremely rarely, the feds will dismiss criminal charges against you if you stay out of trouble for a while. Never seen it as “if you run a major city the way we want for a year.”

submitted 11 days ago • 19 comments

I make a lot of crack chicken in the crockpot. My youngest calls it craft chicken. Which puts at odds my desire for people to be right against wanting to explain what crack is to kid. No, see babygirl, it’s called crack after a really addictive drug that ruined lives, and this tastes good!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Hey NYTimes — now you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

submitted 13 days ago • 3220 comments

If you remember this era of weed culture go ahead and schedule that colonoscopy you've been putting off

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

me: [to Jesus every day] yeah, nah bro. whatever you did, didn’t work. tell your dad it’s flood time again, k? cool. good talk

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

Brace yourselves, D students are coming out of the woodwork to complain about the department of education

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

gonna buy a pro sports team and invest just enough time and money to make sure we always look like this season we finally might get into playoff contention for the third of the season then spend the rest of the money going to petting zoos and doing coke off my xbox

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Folks, I see a lot of you recently feeling free to use some variation of the "R" word for mentally disabled, including appending the last four letters as suffix to describe people you don't like. I'm not down with that, so if you do it in my comments, I'm gonna hide that shit at least. Be better.

submitted 20 days ago • 407 comments

On top of all of this truly horrifying and terrifying shit we also have to suffer the indignity of saying "DOGE" every time we find out about which 22-year-old that wears a bowtie is currently deleting people from social security based on how "based their vibe is"

submitted 20 days ago • 59 comments

Elon Musk is a national security threat and a cunt.

submitted 20 days ago • 69 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 21 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 25 days ago • 937 comments

It’s not much, but I can promise you that none of this cruel and bigoted shit is real in my backyard. I’m grilling hot dogs for everybody

submitted 33 days ago • 7 comments

FAFOstan, USA doesn't even have thoughts or prayers for Los Angeles despite having more Republican voters there than any other county in America.

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submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Motion to refer to large Bluesky accounts that grew organically without engagement farming as “Big Naturals.”

submitted 47 days ago • 55 comments

“Come on man it’ll be fine. It’s not like you had people invest half a trillion dollars based on complete and total lies, right? I said you didn’t have people invest half a trillion dollars based on total lies… RIGHT????”

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry your honor, but it seemed funny at the time.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

2004: google answers your question 2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question 2024: google makes up an answer to your question 2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you

submitted 53 days ago • 10 comments

Have you seen these new Venmo ads featuring Matt Gaetz?

submitted 61 days ago • 15 comments