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bjorkchop.bsky.social
Puyallup, WA I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
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My husband’s mother’s sister-in-law in Montana just made these ADORABLE crochet Kirby plushies for me simply because my mother-in-law told her I really love all things Kirby! SO FUCKING CUTE!! 🥰

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Ask, or in his case DEMAND, and you shall receive….

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I just started using Telegram if anyone wants to chat 🤪

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Just made an appointment to get my PA put back in tomorrow. It’s been a while so I need some professional assistance 🤪

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🤦🏻‍♂️

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I really wish video games were created only by horny sexually frustrated heterosexual women. To say I’m sick and tired of all the female characters with ridiculously huge tits would be a gross understatement 🙄

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That feeling when you see someone on social media wearing a shirt you really like/want so you leave a comment asking where they got the shirt from and instead of telling you where they got the shirt, all they do is LIKE your comment. WTAF???🤨😡

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Sexy breakfast 🤤😮‍💨

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FUCK YEAH!!!! 🤘🏻🤪🤘🏻

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I needed these because of reasons

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I’m seriously considering legally changing my name to Ralph Waldo Picklechips 🤔

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I cannot believe the fate of my marriage rests in the hands of elected officials who voted to reelect a convicted felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile back into the Oval Office. It makes ZERO sense 🤦🏻‍♂️

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In case anyone finds this interesting, notorious social pariah Dylan Hafertepen aka 💉NOODLESANDBEEF💉was seated directly behind my husband on his early morning flight from Seattle to Honolulu, HI……🤨

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Kirby is feeling four kinda ways about my gay LEGO microchip man necklace 🤪

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I’ve been laughing at this for a good 20 minutes

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👻🐓🔑

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Yesterday while at Les Schwab for an alignment, this incredibly cute furry boy kept staring at me in the lobby. He was with his extremely annoying mother so I wasn’t able to talk to him 😒

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I cannot stop eating these 😵‍💫

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This is beyond fucked up

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So I recently stopped taking both my antidepressant and my anti anxiety medications because my mental health has improved significantly and look who decided to make an appearance this morning. LONG time no see, sir! 😏

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