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I can always talk about: 1) dogs 2) DBT 3) Star Wars
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If you're MAHA can you improve my wellness by unfollowing me. kthxbye.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

This halftime show was amazing.

Alright let's do thanks trump like people did thanks obama. Except Trump probably did cause a bunch of inconveniences to your life.

Since 2020 Taylor Swift has released 6 albums (3 re-releases, but still rerecorded with some bonus albums) and been on tour for 2 whole years after a pandemic. Can y'all calm the fuck down about the Reputation re-release

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Norm MacDonald: Well, today, it is finally official, rioting and murder is legal in the district of Columbia

The hostages got released when a ceasefire deal was signed. Who could have predicted that?

Don't forget to leave a scoop of ice cream (on the side) out for Sally this New Year's eve

If your hope was to actually be healthier, then your resolution wouldn't be "lose x pounds"

🎶maybe the gym is not your therapy 🎶

As you're making your new year's resolutions: Diets don't work.

I never want to hear "what about sex offenders" in response to anti-incarceration arguments ever again.

Officer: Sir, have you been drinking? Me: No, my attraction to you is genuine

Senator Palpatine could have just offered cheap Bantha Milk...

That sounds stressful.

Must be nice to only worry about the downfall of civilization every 4 years.......

BUT HER SNL APPEARANCE

So does Israel want to also march an army through Siberia in the winter or are we only repeating *some* of Germany's historical mistakes?

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Two names for anyone saying you can divorce Harry Potter from JKR's awfulness: Cho. Chang.

Without police who will run away from a gunman setting up to shoot the president? Did you ever think about that?

JD Vance is a fucking idiot. 2 for 3 of the countries with the largest Muslim populations have nuclear weapons. (And also those two countries have been in a war for like 80 years)

Dance like nobody's watching, vote like Trump appointed SCOTUS members will overturn Loving v. Virginia

"I used to like Taylor Swift's earlier albums but now she just sings about her breakups" - how star wars fans complaining about the franchise getting "woke" sound (see also: xmen)

Them: Taylor Swift's songs all sound the same and I can't understand what kids these days are saying Also them: so Shakespeare's sonnets are all in iambic pentameter and he invented words like assassinate

Anything you can do with Harry Potter you can do with Star Wars and you're not supporting JK buttface

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I don't know about you, but the omer is 22! youtu.be/9boiT64sm0Q?...

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Today is when Drake stops counting the omer...

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The omer is 17 youtu.be/UmPgMc3R8zg?...

If you're neurotypical, that sounds pretty grim, I got 99 problems and ADHD is all of them