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Dear manager, this week I 1) Put my right hand in the box 2) Asked what was in the box 3) Found out it was pain in the box 4) Withstood the Gom Jabbar 5) Became the Kwisatz Haderach

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Saturn’s largest moon (Titan) looks small next to Saturn in this natural color view from Cassini

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Please share this fact sheet on Ukraine with anyone who needs it understandingwar.org/backgrounder...

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got up early stayed up late used a machete to cut through red tape toured the facility picked up slack

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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

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Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau

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Dance with the Devil, by @LincolnTownley, 2020, 📸 by Bruce Bennett

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Aligning themselves with Trump works out just as well for U.S. hockey players as it did for Ted Cruz

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In the fight for women's reproductive rights, men can protest, vote, and... get a vasectomy?

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Close up view of Jupiter Credit:NASA

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Why does annual maintenance on our sole family car cost as much as an Rad Power ebike? Car dependancy is not financially responsible on the family pocketbook or the city balance sheet. #yeg #yegbike

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Which Thomas train would be the hottest human I mean it's obviously Ashima and then a tossup between Rosie and Rebecca with Yong Bao as the most handsome boy, but I haven't really thought about it that much.

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Canada uses Super Bowl distraction to burn down White House again

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Our land abounds in natures gifts by sea our earth is girt,

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Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...

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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

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Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

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INT. ALBERTA LEGISLATURE - DAY It is July 2025. American troops have crossed the border. From her office window, DANIELLE SMITH watches US marines take down the Canadian flag. DANIELLE SMITH (eyes narrowing) If only Trudeau would take Trump's legitimate concerns about fentanyl seriously.

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Nine Colors on White I (rotated), by Ellsworth Kelly, 1953

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Are we gonna find out that like 30% of the commercials tonight have bad ai or am I just being paranoid

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Two Point Bend (flipped), by Derek Fordjour, 2019

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Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)

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Elvish (2022)

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

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Snowpiercer (2013)

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I wonder how fast my car would get vandalized if I had a “Fuck Danielle Smith” or “Fuck Pollievre” sticker.

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Minor Concussions (1994)

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6 February 1942 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Levie Swart, was born in Amsterdam. In August 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz and, after selection, murdered in a gas chamber. His elder sister, Frouwke was killed with him.

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What flexposts say: "We could use steel bollards but a bollard might scratch a car and that would be a tragedy. So, we're going to use these instead — things literally designed to be run over — because protecting even one car from a scratch is worth thousands of pedestrian deaths every year."

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Danielle Smith and the UCP have reversed the 1976 Coal Development Policy again, opening some of Alberta’s most beautiful lands to coal exploration and open-pit mining. While the UCP continues to ignore thousands of Albertans, we believe your voice matters: www.albertasfuture.ca/events/coal-...

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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

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Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic theonion.com/sex-ed-...

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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On the plus side, at the rate Trump and Musk are going, we are approaching a 0% chance the U.S. Government could find Canada on a map, let alone invade Canada.

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Sorvagsvatn, the lake that hangs over the ocean. Faroe islands

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4 February 1941 | French Jewish girl, Pauline Pelcman, was born in Paris. She was deported to #Auschwitz from Drancy on 10 February 1944. She was murdered in a gas chamber after arrival selection with her older brother Maurice.

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4 February 1942 | A Dutch Jewish girl, Esther Stad, was born in Amsterdam. In October 1942 she was deported to #Auschwitz and, after selection, murdered in the gas chamber.

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