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In Houston yeeing my last haw. Jazz ain’t dead. Approaching 40, feeling the weight of countless ages, a reminder that some things are not meant to be comprehended, only endured. Reading and vibing. We used to have a proper internet.
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I gotta say the appeal of walking into the woods and letting fate take me grows daily

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New Guinness record just dropped 🖤🖤

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Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"

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Even when I know damn well there’s enough in the acct, I still hold my breath until the kiosk at checkout says approved. Can’t unlearn the feeling of being broke

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1995 me: my twisted metal demo disc got scratched so now I can’t play and my tummy hurts. 2025 me: facist teenagers have access to my tax, medical, and voting data. Also my tummy hurts

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David Gborie easy. My internal monologue in his voice would brighten my day

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I been came to terms with the fact that I’m an igneous-ass dude

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Was gonna happen eventually. Corpos want you to own nothing and like it. *scurries back under pile of physical books

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We’re in the midst of a loser epidemic

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Self explanatory

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Max embodies my adulting experience beat for beat, however this is Overton erasure and I won’t stand for it 😡😡

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Hungover and still haven’t agreed on a time to take Mom out for lunch. At this point me and big bro just gon pull up on her and physically carry her to the car.

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sure thing

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It’s after 6 which means it’s time for every Houstonians favorite activity, driving and cussin

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If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows

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Country feels like it’s a solid 3 months away from unveiling a new 420 dollar bill with dickbutt on the front

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They never shoulda gave my barber the ability to schedule online😣😣

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Prolly cuz it’s a rolling mortgage that has the durability of kitten farts or wet tissue

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The soundtrack for “man I wish it was Friday”

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Think about this joint from time to time but especially in recent weeks for you know, reasons. #booksky

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