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🙌🏽 🙌🏽 🙌🏽 that hot dog / Diet Coke combo gonna hit so hard

Nazi salute on day fuckin 1? *deep sigh* This is going to be exhausting

Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde

What I watched this weekend (part 2): - Twin Peaks season 1 (Cooper is probably a top 5 fav character in all of TV for me now) - Late Night With the Devil (enjoyed it, 3.5/5 ⭐️) - Longlegs (pretty good, didn’t like it as much as others I think, 3/5 ⭐️) The real horror: back to work tomorrow

What I watched this weekend (part 1): - Blue Velvet (thought it was ok, read more about it afterward and then appreciated it a little more) - Eraserhead (fuuuuuuckin weird, loved it, couldn’t not stare in curiosity and disgust at the baby; got the symbolism without reading about it)

#Jets fans watching the playoffs

I love how gritty this feels. Also, please directly inject more #Punisher into my veinsssss

Front row seats to watch my team lose their lead with ~90 seconds to go and then lose in overtime. #Sports!!! (Honestly tho had a great time and don’t think I can ever sit in seats that aren’t behind the goalie again) #NYR #LetsGoRangers

I’m kinda at the point where I can’t really differentiate Adam Scott’s face from Tig Notaro’s face when seen from a distance.

Went down a deep hole learning about Macho Man Randy Savage’s life and then put a replica WWF championship belt in my Amazon cart. By the time I surfaced for air, it wasn’t being sold anymore. The universe just saved me $100 and saved me from being ridiculed by my wife. #WinWin

I can’t remember….is Bluesky supposed to not use an algorithm? I literally have no idea why my discover feed is nothing but cat and bunny pics?? Please make it stop 😕

As I watch a weekend of competent football play, I can’t help but wonder if I’ll ever see a #Jets Super Bowl in my lifetime. 56 (!) years to the day since Joe Willie made that pact with the devil. No one had walked on the moon yet when they last won 😭

Found this puzzle in a little store while hiking in a mountain town. Thinking of hanging it outside my office and only letting those who can solve it enter.

I think this is why The Punisher is my favorite Marvel comic book character. Vicariously live thru someone who inflicts pain on those who deserve it, like this scumbag agent here.

I wish I could just quit my job and watch movies all day. Watched Seven and Interstellar in 4K UHD this week. Saw Nosferatu in the theater and Terrifier 3 at home last week. *chef’s kiss* #HorrorSky

Ever since 9/11, I’ve had nothing but admiration for firefighters. Feel absolutely gutted for the people of California and have the utmost gratitude for the LAFD and other volunteers from around the country helping out.

Working my way thru season 2 of #Shrinking. I totally get why everyone loves this show, but I just can’t get over how insanely misrepresented the role of the therapist is in this show. Love Jason Segal in everything else he does, but want to choke him out in this show 😵‍💫

Being a NY Jets and NY Rangers fan this winter is just…..what’s the kick in the nuts version of a chef’s kiss?

Wow that was quick. Now Igor has signed for 8 years?? I’ll take it. His team hasn’t exactly helped him thru this slump. Getting the Henrik treatment. Igor/Quick 4Eva #NYR

Love the cap space and (beginning of) the culture change. Who is next?? #NYR

Great. While I think a major mixup of this core is necessary, I don’t look forward to going another 2-5 years without a captain. Normally I’d say Kreids is the obvious choice, but it may be baby with the bath water time in #NYR country 🫠

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Stanley Cup gonna end up catching strays for this

I see robodogcop just skipped right over this part of the evolution: youtu.be/HGpI72vIeJ8?...

What do conservatives do when they encounter those silly, ambiguous restaurant bathroom signs? Do they hold it or risk becoming a sexual predator? “Hmm, do I go fishing with bait or do I go fishing with lure? What would an upstanding, completely non-genitalia-obsessed Christian man fish with??”

I wonder if scientists will one day examine my poop to figure out how much time I’ve wasted on the toilet doom-scrolling social media apps

I truly miss the days when a good ol’ “yeeeeah!!” would end your political career.

Speaking as someone who once *ran* a mile only to have my Apple Watch ask me if I wanted to record my “walk,” this is nuts.

Hey NY Rangers:

What you see after saying “spineless twat” three times into a mirror.

I can’t trust anyone that looks like they’re perpetually about to sneeze. #RestingSneezeFace