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Man eat steak. Pork. Chitlin. Woman eat salad. I mean that's just what it is
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FOH Daniel Boone. Am I turning left or right out the Ulta parking lot?

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Me and you, yo cousin y tu mamá también

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Grapes and apples

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Random but Bubba Sparxx absolutely snapped on They Ain't Ready (featuring Jadakiss)

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EFL Championship Promotion Playoff Final was excellent. Sunderland back in the Prem after a LONG absence. #football

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Sand everywhere, JAN EVERYWHERE

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Are we both in our primes or just him? If its the former I might have to give it the old college try for a mil

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RGIII has to take Lactaid before sex

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BARRRRBAAARAAAAAAAAAAA TATTED UP, TATTED UP, TATTED UPPPPPPP

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The Belly review I didnt know I needed open.spotify.com/episode/20Zp...

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I hate ketchup

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Well this is not marriage difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's marriage impossible

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I swear during reviews the NBA refs say to themselves "I swear to god if there is *any* contact at all this call fucking stands, fuck him"

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There’s a Black man on threads who shared about meeting his daughter’s best friend the other day. She talks about her all the time. He found out she’s been in foster care since an infant and he’s going to adopt her. 💙 people on the comments are asking what does she need so they can get it for her.

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"[J-Lo's] a Leo. That may not matter to you, but my wife is a Leo and I am here to tell you it matters to Leos."

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"Great gowns, beautiful gowns" is up there with "I don't know her" and Dionne Warwick's laugh after hearing "some of the top performers of our day, and Latoya Jackson"

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In the Belly film's universe, DMX exists. I know that because the "here comes the boom" song is performed live while his character Tommy is in Jamaica. It even has a cameo by Mr. Vegas and Sean Paul. Who else is on stage? More importantly has anyone ever said "you DMX looking motherfucker" to Tommy?

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If you not passing anybody, you should prolly get out the fast lane.

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Louis FairandBlonde

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Anyone remember SoySaucePackets?

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why does this have me cacklin!?!?

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JEAN. SMART.

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Rob Lowe in Parks and Rec/West Wing John Lithgow in 3rd Rock from the Sun/ both The Crown and Dexter

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Man really Catfished 5 women and got caught in the month of May. Going forward May 21st will be Sneako De Mayo

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Desperate people

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I'm popping a plan sea

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You don't have twenty five lighters on your dresser?

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Last time they talked about Golden Dome in the White House.

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in honor of george wendt, a reminder that most male posters look like norm

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When I was a kid, I thought that andre was saying, "baby, too much dew," at the end of his sasha thumper verse in da art of storytellin

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But who could forget the aysh to aysh guy

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If you spit in my mouth we go together

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the first official GOOD MOVIE good deed if you’re subscribed to GM, you accidentally helped do a good thing today

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No Problem, All Me, Bandz A Make Her Dance, Big Bank... this tracks

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100%. They are busy trying to impress other men who think the same way they do. Make being rich your personality then complain about gold diggers. Work out to attain a certain appearance then complain about genetic/sexual hierarchies. All to say "I've done the work so my loneliness is women's fault"

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Presented to incels without further comment

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First Take is living up to its name by propping up literally the first thing that comes to one of their talking heads, then turning it into the hottest take possible

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Crooklyn was an underrated masterpiece.

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9th Wonder (Blackitolism) by Digable Planets

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Andor and the whole Rogue One arc really hits you in the feels when someone dies

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10 shows to get to know me *Animated Edition* 1. BoJack Horseman 2. Daria 3. Futurama 4. King of the Hill 5. Archer 6. The Simpsons 7. Rick and Morty 8. Invincible 9. Clone Wars 10. Bob's Burgers

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This is so informative, I always heard the cold extremities were related to anemia but this makes way more sense to be so common

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BADBADNOTGOOD's IV is so good

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