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Rock paper scissors poop!

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If I had a Time Machine I’d go back in time to meet Ricegum

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My edgy four Chan roommate just struck a dramatic pose and exclaimed “if I was a robot my name would be Slur Tron!”

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For black history month I made my eyeballs fall out

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My son got sent home early for ground pounding another student like Mario

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Discount pussy juice

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Maybe aliens don’t wanna make contact with us because were don’t have enough followers and were totally irrelevant

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I did not care for Brat by Charlie.exe

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Whenever someone says something that’s true as fuck I scream “Ahhhh I’m Having a Truthgasm‼️”

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Put me down like a dog If I ever start one of those YouTube channels where I’m building crazy ass houses out of sticks and mud and other types of forest glop

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If Shakespeare was around today he would be a total slut for cold stone creamery he would be whoring himself out for that cookie dough flavor

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Nickelodeon: please for the love of god buy some Gak Me: no I won’t because I am punk rock🤘and I hate institutions my trump voter pet snail:

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Object show drama be like: - the new episode of CGUM was an allegory for the Cuban revolution - niche creator PhilipMusic sang a song today and it was so so fun - the head animator of PWOUBTIPP was cancelled for snatching a squirrel out of a tree with their frog tongue and swallowing it

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this dude at the mall told me he was into "fat bitches" and when i asked "how fat exactly" he just showed me a bunch of photos on his iphone of himself with a finger in his nose digging for freaking gold. there were so many photos, most of them were mirror selfies. TALK ABOUT GROSS!!!!!

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*on my deathbed* tell my family that fapping was my favorite

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lets all close our eyes and picture in our minds that one detailed shot of barnacle boys gross ass bald ass head

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shout out to my lizard pornographer

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if tails flies around using his tails then they should start calling me "Penises"

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everyone talking about the big red button that activates the missiles but nobody is talking about the big green button that activates the boogers

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me watching youtube shorts: a ha ha!!!! sorting algorithms are so intriguing!!!!!!!! my punk rock dog: i fucking hate institutions

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I'm Controversial 🔥🔥🔥

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when im feeling particularly down in the dumps i go on what i call a "hypefest" to cheer myself up where i drink enough caffeine to cause debilitating hand tremors and then roll around in the leaves until im covered in enough ticks that i contract lime disease in like five minutes

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i got gangstalked by a million gazillion termites

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i think Dynamite Anton has a crush on me 💕

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i played peggle in real life by firing metal balls at people on the sidewalk and demolishing their sternums

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Starting a brand of wine called earls wine flavored wine The Tagline at the end of every commercial: watergate was some crazy shit, right guys?

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When I die infuse my ashes into those foam pills that grow into dinosaurs

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I’m gonna research zoning laws and ask town hall if they’ll let me build a loud and complex contraption

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My favorite character from any piece of media is Olaf the sexually submissive Viking

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I tried to construct a robot that would help humanity flourish but it somehow learned how to feel rage and kicked a little boy named Colby into the air so hard that he blasted the fuck off like team rocket

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If I lived in an authoritarian dystopia I’d be very upset

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I tried to get a slurpee without paying and the cashier pressed the button that releases the humongous spider

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i like that one Lil Uzi Vert song that goes Wa Wa, Wa Wawawawawawa Wa Wa

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if i were a pokemon i think id be a squirter

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my Pixel Art

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i have five dads, one for each element that holds this universe together

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Feeling GLAM

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I had a vision that the sun opened like a door and out of the sun shaped passageway spilt a million zillion video games cartridges, a wellspring of gaming potential

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*hits big red “reverse Donald Trump’s gravity” button so that he falls into the sky* aha ha ha 😈

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Among all off brand cola’s there is a final secret one that you can only access at the supermarket via a top secret code and it’s called Professor Poub

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if I was in JoJo my stand would be RuPaul and instead of punching or stopping time she would “spill” the “tea” and “snatch” the “wig” if you know what I mean

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Just bought a book full of iconic and humorous quotes from the CrazyRussianHacker

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I have zero hope for this world and I think we should flood all urban areas with mosquito larvae

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Yo mama so bird that she lay eggs and flies

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