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Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

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Eastern Shore rhymes way too well with Mordor.

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@junlper.beer new Death by Woke Mob just dropped.

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concerning news. my most dazzling cousin Latham Saltgabriel-Maastricht, also known in the K-pop world as "국석BABYBOY ASTOUND U", has been taken hostage on the high seas by a criminal wave runner whose head is an enormous and perfect diamond

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It’s the Oscars ceremony tonight and if you don’t know the Oscars then they’re very much America’s answer to the BAFTA’s.

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No one. Absolutely no one: The chord chart for “Gaucho” by Steely Dan:

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This is the future RFK Jr. wants.

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If you’re going to splurge it should be on cheese

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This guy is going to politically persecute my ass off

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G D I M P R E S Y A A S S P I S H G I I N O C N

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Their minds are incredible

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beans flag

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Bob Fosse’s The Matrix

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Certified Hood Classic. #rva

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oh for floop's sake, it's the fleepin' end of days!

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The fact that no Silicon Valley CEO or VC could pass a piss test any day of the year I think is a big part of this religious awe dynamic. A bunch of drug addicts completely nuked their brains and now think they're God.

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A key to understanding this is that the people who were committing PPP fraud are the base of Trump and the Republican Party's support

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Decided to go poking around IMDB after seeing some news about Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odyssey and was very tickled by this. Accurate...but still funny.

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!!!

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Lorne Michaels belongs in jail

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say what you will about elon musk it's impressive how many children he's fathered without having had sex even once

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Ts pmo off sm much I s2g to god

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hello i love you

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its been one year since hundreds of millions of gigantic stampeding hoggs trampled our entire society and destroyed all vestiges of our shattered world

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BURY MY ASS IN BIGFOOT COUNTY

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dude not now

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So what's your favourite type of rice? White? Brown? I'm really more of a

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laughing at the Welch’s “Island Fruit” have a 0.20 cent markup over the classic. oh yeah did you have to ship them from the Caribbean?

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