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BREAKING: In a co-streaming event across multiple platforms, this morning at 11am EST, President Trump will appear on The Price is Right to ask the crowd if he should bomb Iran.

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beautiful things happening in the halo 3 nostalgia tiktok comments

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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

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I could not have said this any better

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We should have stopped with email and t9 texting

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At an alcohol conference I was offered a sample of Sammy Hagar’s Macadamia Nut Rum. I instantly wanted to spit it out, but was waved at by Sammy Hagar & Jon Taffer and decided to just swallow. I also got a selfie with Reza from Shahs of Sunset at the same conference shilling a coconut hammer.

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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Cow and Robert Ford (2007)

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Republicans are going to spend the rest of their careers trying to justify sending ICE and the National Guard on a guy with Lightning McQueen crocs.

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"Son Of The Beach" was a good show. Timothy Stack was at his best. One of the villains was Osama Bin LAIDEN (as pronounced by Gilbert Gottfried.) This was before 9/11, when comedy writers thought that Osama was a good punchline.

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Now you understand the pain in Dan Bongino’s eyes. He knows. He knows about the man in the stairs who lives behind the toilet in grandma’s basement.

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oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

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I’m still not convinced any of this bickering is real, but I kind of think some prominent republicans do, and that’s at least kind of interesting to watch play out

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can't jack off to the miis anymore

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well they finally got a swing voter, it only cost them several presidents, governors, senators and representatives and local offices. At this rate a third swing voter could be on the books in 2055

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Pete Hegseth is pathetic t.co/qPM9uoz6mu

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So one of the things I’ve learned from being an Adult In Fandom™ is… uhhhh… nothing? I guess that’s what I get for spending 20 years writing stories about pregnant Smurfs

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One of the funniest things to ever come from the old place:

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When I voted for Steve-O for President, it was because of his support for lowering inflation. I had no idea he would be stapling his nutsack to the Oval Office floor every day, and getting NFL field goal kickers to boot his nutsack across the room, and other frankly childish nutsack related follies.

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The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

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A - Always B - Be C - Cloning Joe Biden

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Welp, time to pack it in, boys: The Curious George fandom has gone toxic

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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

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There should be a country band that parodies Smiths songs, with titles like: This Farming Man Girlfriend in Oklahoma Some Grills are Bigger Than Others There is a Light that Never Goes Out (in my truck)

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Oddly similar to “deport Elon Musk” in the way it concedes a bad premise to make a weak dunk

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Some say that FBI Director Kash Patel is small but I think he is too big for this rather large doll house.

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‘I Would Like To Break Free, But No Worries Either Way’.

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The flashback scenes of Yellowjackets S3 have the opportunity to do the best thing ever. (Gilligans Island-style special guests that just get eaten)

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there's gotta still be some way for this performance to win an academy award. reupload it maybe

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My good software lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her

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