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Chargers, Padres, advocate for homeless youth. Sometimes political, often profane.
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Just got a DM and opened it up to find this...an unsolicited 8" wang.

I just had drinks with two Doctors and two companions from Classic Who. It was a good day at #gallifreyone.

Hello from Gallifrey. #GallifreyOne

As a hater, that was the most satisfying Super Bowl I've ever watched, especially since I was just hate watching it in hopes that what happened would actually happen. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end of the Chiefs. #BoltUp

Taylor be like

Did everyone else see that Seal/Mountain Dew commercial too, or did I eat the wrong mushrooms?

Did an Eagles player just dare to touch Mahomes?

Refs already on their bullshit for the Chiefs.

Google's AI clearly doesn't know what an interception is. #Chargers #nfl

@nin.com If this isn't the last tour, then please resurrect The Spiral. A lot of us are still here, and would like to continue seeing you live. A fan club may not be in chic anymore, but it would be nice for the most hardcore fans to have a chance at tickets that don't cost insane prices.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.

Me, trying (again) to get NIN tickets, getting into the waiting room the second it opens: "Surely I'll get tickets this time." Ticketmaster:

Waited 40 minutes in the @nin.com queue just to watch the last 5 tickets for L.A. disappear as soon as I got in. It's a bit ridiculous that Europe got presales and we didn't.

Refs fucking whoever plays the Chiefs, as usual.

We're gonna end up with Chiefs/Eagles again because the NFL absolutely fucking hates us.

Fuck this nazi bitch.

Do you know how bad a call has to be to get Joe Buck to exclaim “Come On!” In the booth?

The greatest TV crossover of all time would be #DoctorWho and @communitytv.bsky.social The Doctor and his companion meet The Inspector and Constable Reggie. Bring along Annie and Nardole, because they would be amazing together.

Back in my day, digging through ditches and burning through witches were two separate jobs. Union jobs, no less. These days if you want to get slammed in the back of a dragula you have to download some lousy app.

The #Packers should call their tush push the Cheese Squeeze.

Newest addition to the collection, just in time for the game tomorrow. Also one of the greatest names in all of sports. #BoltUp #McConkeyKong

Zuck is out here trying to speedrun against Elon to see who can burn down a social network the fastest. Elon has the head start, but Zuck is coming in hard and fast.

This is my new favorite saying.

Get your shit together, Bengals.

My New Years resolution? 5120x1440

Google got that updated real quick. (It used to say that the feat occurred in the 1929 Rose Bowl game. It did not.)

Patrick Mahomes needs to be tossed from the league for performance enhancing use of an adamantium skeleton.

Merry NINmas from @treznor.bsky.social

Yes. It's a real tweet. I'm sure everyone is shocked.

"Nothing we could have done to prevent this" says man who could have prevented this.

If I found a lamp with a genie in it today, one of my wishes would be to banish that State Farm bundlerooski commercial to the netherrealm. Mahomes and Reid are reaching Peyton Manning levels of annoying commercials.