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blademaiden.bsky.social
Eldritch Sword Lesbian 🗡️ Doom of Fools ☠️ Chaotic Good? trans woman (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ Freelance writer & necromancer 📜 🌺🧘‍♀️📚🌈✨🔞
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I have come to the conclusion, after much thought and internal debate, that a snail using a roller skate for a house is the most perfect creature on this earth 🐌 🛼

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There should be a japan themed taco bell called Otaku Bell

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@kaaauthor.bsky.social I loved Animorphs so much I morphed into a girl and stayed that way for way longer than 2 hours.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

I'm the woman from that meme that is like '"We're all a little gay,' says woman who is a lot gay.'

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I've been thinking about it since my dream last night, but I don't think a bicycle made of cheese would work.

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Tired of living through unprecedented times. Ready to live through unpresidented times.

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BREAKING: Bigfoot Real, Gay

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By the name alone, Instagram should be an on-demand grandma delivery service

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BREAKING: magic now real

submitted 554 days ago • 1 comment

MR T SAYS: don't do school, drink your drugs, stay in milk

submitted 553 days ago • 0 comments

It's only Lesbian if it comes from the Isle of Lesbos - otherwise, it's just sparkling sapphic.

submitted 508 days ago • 0 comments

Make peace with the terror of being alive.

submitted 510 days ago • 0 comments

Bless this messtrogen ✨

submitted 515 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever had your feelings validated and someone really listen to you?

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Misgendered! in the Work Bathroom

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I really love when women

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"Mom, dad. Thank you for meeting me. This isn't easy to say.. but I need to tell you something important. I'm.. Mexican."

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being gay 🤝 getting vaxxed

submitted 526 days ago • 1 comment

Theoretically, how big could a trans girl's boobs get on HRT? Is it just genetically predestined? Not asking for a friend. I've got dresses I need to fill out, okay??

submitted 527 days ago • 1 comment

I wanna become a fungus, but my apartment doesn't have mushroom.

submitted 531 days ago • 1 comment

First work day in a skirt today. Next up tomorrow is skirt and leggings. I am rapidly checking off Trans Firsts. Wait until I get my first ear piercings. Wait until I can walk into a salon and say 'give me the most lesbian haircut you got on the books.' I am trans. I am a woman. I am unstoppable.

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BREAKING: Bigfoot Real, Gay

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Sweet and sour cranberry Christ, I just realized the cute girl customer at work looked familiar because I had seen her ON BLUESKY. Help the internet is real

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Lara Croft is Indiana Jones for lesbians. I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

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