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Your mom and dad’s favorite lawyer. Unapologetically Black. Lover of drama in tv and in real life. My shitty opinions are mine. Goodwill gestures and reparations can be sent to $BlaiqueB Libra ☀️Cancer 🌙 Aquarius ⬆️ She/They
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Lorde in 2021: Look at it. Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT. I have to respect that.

HELL YEAH

Elections have consequences

I am unfortunately very busy 🥴

CLEARLY #TeamOnyaNurve #DragRace

Common Side Effects is the best show that I hear too little about. Animated show on Max by Mike Judge and the folks behind Scavenger’s Reign (another banger.) It’s hilarious, surprising, moving and profoundly relevant. Full recommendation.

Mike White writes the most complex, most surprising, and most batshit crazy monologue in 3 seasons of #TheWhiteLotus and gets Oscar winner Sam Rockwell to deliver it who then ate like its his last meal. Amazing, a masterclass in acting that deserves the Emmy for Guest Performance.

I'll be supporting a primary challenge against Chuck Schumer. Time for him to go.

Learning NFL news through corndoggy is the best

had no idea big red was draggin a wagon and that’s on me

Work conferences are truly the funniest things ever. Like why is this very formal businessman talking about his first kiss with his friend’s sister when he was 16 over a double bourbon 😂

Yes, millions of people will suffer but at least it's for a good cause: because one old asshole wanted to avoid going to jail for crimes he committed

Damn skippy

Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.

Ok that made me laugh

We use it for attorneys who SWEAR they were never served by email

One of the first things I learned as an associate attorney was that you need to leave the moment you get a good decision/order from a judge. You don’t keep talking. You don’t show how smart you are. You take it, say thank you, and power walk to the elevator.

I’ve been a free subscriber to @charlotteclymer.bsky.social’s substack for a few months, but this made me upgrade immediately

The Six Types of Fear: * Terror * Panic * Incorrect username or password * "We need to talk" * Realizing you hit "Reply All" * Hearing, "Whoops, let me try that again" from your hairstylist

For every stream you give Drake, you are required to stream Kendrick Lamar THREE TIMES. And that's on #BlackHistoryMonth!

Roses are red I can't rhyme worth a crap But we're here for the good times and bad Including troubles with the snap

Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone Call it a Day Of Transparency

During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.

Oh Kendrick really did it for the culture tonight. I fucking LOVE being Black ✊🏾♥️

Considering the prices of regular tickets this actually isn’t too crazy

Bro have you been outside?! I promise I don’t give a shit, let me have a lil joy

If you hit “reply all” to an organization-wide email your coworkers should be allowed to audibly boo and throw things at you

Gaga put the most premium of crack in “abracadabra”.

Really hope those protest votes were worth it

PERIOD.

I’m responsible for at least 1,000 on apple music

Me tonight knowing that Beyoncé and Kendrick Lamar swept the most coveted awards at the #Grammys:

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

Every one of these young woman artists--Billie, Sabrina, Chappell, Doechii--is so clear in their self expression, unique and knowing of who they are that it's thrilling and inspiring!!!

I need this version of California Dreamin

Look, I know this mug is based off an amazing call from the College Football season but it truly feels like what goes on every day in 2025 because *gestures in every single direction*

The levels of urgent: 1) *red flag* TIME SENSITIVE - not urgent 2) URGENT URGENT URGENT - moderately urgent 3) “hey can you call me” - immediate or pure chaos

Man, Costco is led by someone who is prepared to die over hotdog costs. They ain't scared of you.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Always obsessed over pop base sharing ACTUAL news without bullshit headlines. Just facts.

If you're with ICE or any other authority targeting innocent migrants, don't expect cooperation from me. Your failure is a blessing for humanity. I hope your job is soul-draining. I am actively rooting for your anxiety and frustration. I would rather gargle broken glass than make your life easier.

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

I feel like my phone deciding to play three City Girls songs in a row is a sign…

I think we’ve found our new company motto.

"What radicalized you?" *gestures broadly*

The Ohio State Buckeyes are your College Football National Champions 🙂