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Happy Father’s Day to all my dads and daddies and yes my own father

what a shitty parade

Happy birthday to our god-emperor Pope John Barron! Born 79 years ago on mountain top during a solar eclipse! Long may he reign forever and ever. Glory to him! May his magnificence shine upon us for the rest of days!

Pacers, you must avenge the people of Seattle. It is your duty as Americans

Why is everyone on the right afraid of the eagle eating snake flag?

There’s an 80% chance of rain in Washington, DC on Saturday. He’s going to go Fanny Brice on us.

Kristi Noem says she didn't recognize Alex Padilla because they all look the same to her

Nobody owns patriotism. The most patriotic thing you can do is protest and work to make our country matter. (for some reason autocorrect changed protest and work to protestant which you know—.)

At least they didn’t have to change the lyrics to Master of the House

I watched a couple break up in the Quality Fentanyl Centre. One of them clutching two volumes of Žižek

it’s wild we have president who loves musicals and [gestures]

Okay friends, I have one inappropriate card to send to a dad in my/your life. Do you/they want it?

With 🙏🏻 god 🙏🏼 all 🙏🏽 things 🙏🏾 are 🙏🏿 possible pagesix.com/2025/06/09/e...

Brian Wilson who gave the world two thirds of Wilson Philips has center the portal

I saw a woman walking down Broadway just like Sue Ellen Mischke

Lots of friends went to White Center Pride this weekend. Center doing some work in that sentence.

Thank you friends for sharing your graduation photos. From daycare, prepreschool, preschool, kindergarten, and fifth grade, and 8th grade.

Happy birthday to my teevee mother, Lucille Bluth!

The Fox News is so sad the LA protests arent violent they went back to their usual transphobic scaremongering

Patti LuPone's vision board did this

Coco Gauff!

Patti LuPone: I have a few feuds I want to tell you about Trump: Hold my Adderall Elon: Hold my ketamine

Well, America, now you know what a gay break up looks like

Today my birthday. I pretty much got what I wanted: big beautiful breakup in a gloriously public fashion

Two narcissists on uppers what could go wrong

It’s truly hilarious that David Brooks hates JD Vance for being an elite snob

I’m going to make Pentecost cookies for Beach but only for boys who can recite the Nicene Creed

Because I am a sick fuck I am watching the New York City Democratic mayoral debate

Remember, if you start the classic 30 Rock episode Black Tie at 11.53 PM tonight at exactly midnight Gerhardt Messerschmit Rammstein Von Hap will say, thank you my dear dear friends for coming to my birthday!

Why there are Black Hawks flying over Seattle like it's fucking Mogadishu?

I hope Elon stays away from windows

Joni Ernst and Patti LuPone should have switched apologies

I know its Pride because conservatives are mad in the comments of sporting teams

Has Patti LuPone self-immolated as punishment yet?

Buona Festa della Repubblica, Italiani

Powodzenia i nie spieprz tego, Polsko

First Hill weather report: deluging rain (& I'm not necessary mad even its Saturday)

Happy five year anniversary to my favorite gif

Remember everyone to go to bed early tomorrow night or else the logos won’t turn rainbow!

Faizan, I’m happy for you, and I’m gonna let you finish, but I just gotta say, Sarvadnya Kadam spelled one of the toughest words of all time!

Happy Ascension Day, y’all

Our god-emperor is so mad about TACO he’s going to ban tacos

I guess it really has been twenty years since My Blaire Lady’s final broadcast

It’s the first 80° freedom/27° communist+ day of the year. Please pray for the iced cream shoppe workers