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blairlikethewitch.bsky.social
wavy Cali baby.
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Even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night.

No shade because I see this statement a lot, but please remember that not too long ago, it wasn't illegal to beat your wife, either. But women are adults, so eventually, they were able to access their full rights. Who's going to do that for children, if not other parents?

God is good. Happy Friday the 13th!

sha’carri richardson x essence magazine

"I refuse to be unhappy about something I can do nothing about" ~Nikki Giovanni

This is blasphemy

“why do you look 50 and you’re 24 ” will forever be one of the best reads of the century idk

T ME TF UP ASHLYN🗣️

Sensual seduction x Snoop Dogg

I feel a happy dance on the horizon

Who was gunna tell me that chickpeas are just garbanzo beans? I watched Zaboo eat these shits every day for years.

I listen to a lot of Pandora so my shit is gunna be a lil inaccurate regardless.

Sounds about right. Mind you, Pixies is only on here because my baby loves their version of Que Sera Sera.

So much in motion for me & my family right now. May God grant us favor 🙏🏾

You can say violence is bad, you can say violence is wrong, you can say we shouldn't resort to violence, but to say there's "no reason" for violence? There are SO MANY REASONS.

Is the Walking Dead scary?

Get on your Zoom!

This Bob and color is everything.

It's time to turn back on the work alarms.

At this point, I think my momma likes it when the people make terrible bids on The Price is Right.

I feel like… the Lakers finna piss me off tonight.

Moment for Life used to be my shit. I can’t believe those people act like this now smh what a shame

Man down

“You were born a street rat, you will die a street rat. Only your fleas will mourn you.” Aladdin was finna beat tf out that man, why would he say that 😭

Pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this nigga out, so he don't want nobody else, but me + only me🔊🎶🔊🎶

Sometimes I think people have the wrong idea about me because do I look like someone who gives a fuck about TD Jakes??

I know I’m childish because I deadass be craving pizza at least once a week

I wonder what it would be like to live a life with clear sinuses every day. Doesn’t even sound real to me.

10 years ago we were sleeping in cars & going to blunt parties now we’re going to parent teacher conferences & end-of-season banquets. Shit really makes my head spin when I think about it.

Classic Lifetime movies on a rainy Friday night. Ahhh I love when life is a cliche.

Baby you hotter than the street liiiights

Lakers fckin blew that one. Estupido

I haven’t found some money on the ground in hella long, is that still a thing?

My old potna’s baby momma hacked his Facebook acct & exposed him for cheating on her postpartum. This nigga logged on apologizing to his feed, I’m like nigga apologize to your lady wtf you saying sorry to us for 😭

“Graduated from Mature University” has me crying 😂😭

I never even watched the 3rd one & I don’t plan on it. Why tf would I wanna watch Cheetah Girls w/o Galleria

My mom asked me if I want a daughter. Meanwhile I’ve already convinced myself that me & Tone as a pair only create boys so I really hope nobody’s holding their breath.

Unrivaled is right on time with 3v3 basketball. Olympic 3x3 is growing and it’s a brilliant way to sharpen that stateside, while also providing players with the opportunity to stay competitive in W off season. & on top of that, fans will stay engaged. This league is a win all across the board.

Always wait a lil longer for the fresh orange chicken

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My laundry basket is literally overflowing at this point

My poor little back been on fire for 24 hours now