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Twitter refugee. Here to make sarcastic comments to entertain myself and myself only. If you still support the GOP, it's not because you like their tax policy. You might be a Nazi.
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Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi -

the funny thing about signalgate is that it wouldn't have been funny 6 months ago, it would be very serious and horrifying, but our bodies have stopped producing cortisol and signalgate is only funny thing to have happened in months

Today's the day. DHS and DoD are supposed to recommend to Trump by today whether or not they think he should invoke the Insurrection Act of 1807 over a situation at the Southern border that all involved have said is already solved—ergo, one not requiring soldiers acting as domestic law enforcement.

Holy shit. 🤦‍♂️

one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

The modern US Republican Party may be the most openly, brazenly, and shamelessly hypocritical group of people to have ever existed in human history.

You saw the video of the ICE agent breaking a car window near the border, right? He wasn’t an ICE agent. He’s the founder of Veterans on Patrol, a FAR-RIGHT MILITIA patrolling the border for migrants. They’re basically deputizing militias to act as federal agents. This is dangerously out of control

They're just DA now

When RFK Jr puts me in the camp with the rest of the autists, we'll escape by building Lego trebuchet. Or bioengineering a kaiju.

MSM going to MSM

Left untreated, autism can cause dangerously antisocial behavior including dumping bears in Central Park, mulching animals in a blender, fondling babysitters, and injecting massive amounts of heroin. by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Columbia is proof that appeasement doesn’t work. Harvard is doing the right thing.

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Shoutout to RFK Jr for letting me know I could check the “autistic” box on my tax forms.

Trump is trying to destroy universities because college educated people don’t vote for Republicans enough.

The "us" that's supposedly getting "rich" is the government. By taxing Americans. He's bragging about how much money he's taking out of our pockets.

Why would they even take this case unless they fully intended to upend the Constitution yet again?

Childhood vaccine rates in the USA have been dropping since 2020. If vaccines caused autism shouldn’t we also see a drop in autism?

I’m not.

it’s genuinely so funny that america voted in trump and almost immediately were like “we are doomed”. perhaps the dumbest country out there right now

Ah. The old “potential terrorist” argument for locking people up in a concentration camp for life. How many pardoned seditionists were “terror watchlist people”?

Once you’ve agreed to crawl, he will make you keep crawling. Maybe stand up, brush off the dirt on you, and say enough is enough? Just a thought, for you supposed officers of the court.

Can @katmabu.bsky.social help Democrats grow a spine? The 26-year-old lefty Internet star is translating her online influence into a campaign that could give the Democrats a jolt they need and revive their chances with voters who want action www.gq.com/story/kat-ab...

Thank you to GQ and @ellyfishman.bsky.social for letting me rant about democracy, antifascism, and Elon Musk’s loser energy: www.gq.com/story/kat-ab...

Tomorrow I’ll be calling all of my representatives to demand that they call for RFK jr’s immediate resignation.

Some Senior VP at Target: Sir we thought The Blacks (TM) would let this go and come back but they haven't come back. They haven't come back sir! CFO: The line must go up, but it keeps going down! CEO, wearily removing glasses: It's time SVP: Sir, you don't mean-- CEO: Get me Al Sharpton

In the vocabulary of Democratic scum like Newsom, “distraction” means any issue that isn’t directly related to kitchen-table or economic concerns, which they perceive as the only valid subject for political rhetoric, because they are filled with complete contempt for voters

In case anyone has forgotten, it was Trump who hired Jerome Powell. But bc Powell is doing what is best for America and not Trump, the dictator-wannabe wants to fire him. If y'all think things are bad now, wait until the incompetent conman hires a puppet to be his fed chair. 😳👇

You wouldn't believe what this article is really about if you just read the headline. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

This was never ever about anti-semitism

Yep. Perfectly put. In essence, tyranny.👇

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