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🏳️‍🌈 Oakland CA - If you voted for Tr💩mp, stay t f away and seek help. 🗳️ Barack Obama followed me on the xther site. 👍 Vladimir STOP!! 🛑 Thank you for your attention to this matter‼️
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not on psychedelics at all

In Greek mythology, Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water.

"Well, we all are going to die."

Praise be

@ktvufox2.bsky.social Tons of fireworks going off in Oakland at around 10:20pm tonight. NOTHING on radio or TV about it. Is KTVU on autopilot?

@kron4-news.bsky.social Do you know why we heard almost ten minutes of fireworks in Oakland at about 10:25pm? Or is KRON4 on autopilot?

By now, like you, I've seen tons of "taco" memes. The ones that make me laugh out loud are few and far between. For example

Ladies and gentlemen, TACO!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsGj...

BREAKING: Antifa thugs vandalize Air Force One with disparaging graffiti. #TACO

Tr🌮mp heads to the Pittsburgh area this afternoon. Will he wear a pre-emptive sanitary pad on his ear this time?

My current least favorite (aka most ridiculous) automated phone answering thing: “Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.” What a crock. Some places have that on all the time. That indicates either serious mismanagement, or a meaningless never updated recording. 😂😂

🚨 BREAKING: Chuck Todd returns to CNN with more edge, more insight, and significantly more bangs. Sources say he demanded “editorial control and full follicular freedom.” “We’re not just breaking stories we’re breaking bangs.”

I just can't stop sharing these hilarious images of TACO 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have been writing it as "Tr💩mp." But... Should it be "Tr🌮mp?"

What? A joint Tr💩mp-Musk press conference tomorrow at 1:30pm ET? I may have to cancel a haircut for that.

Awwwwww!

Thank. You. For. Your. Attention. To. This. Matter!!!

Same

This Memorial Day weekend, the best way to honor the soldiers who gave the ultimate sacrifice is to honor and protect the freedoms and the democracy they died for.

It's Okay to Hate Him open.substack.com/pub/johnpavl...

@borowitzreport.bsky.social

Kudos to whoever fixed this lunatic’s Memorial Day post…

"it better stop" or I'll....I'll.............well I'll think of something in two weeks

He can't do it. Now he will walk away and blame everyone else. He's going to focus on destroying the economy and corruption in the US. He's a useless and dangerous leader.

"Click on this link and you could catch a new strain of stupid...so stupid that nobody has ever seen anything like it...stupid the likes of which the world has never seen before...that I can tell you...we'll see what happens" rollcall.com/factbase/

"I don't know what the hell happened to Putin...I don't like it...."

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

"Vladimir, STOP!!!"

All rise! Captain Bonespurs has a poignant Memorial Day message to West Point grads and all of us...something about trophy wives.... vimeo.com/1087421533

Warning! Warning! Warning!

This is funny & disturbing at the same time.

"Mexico paid good money for that wall you just walked into, sir"

"Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!"

@trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social - an interesting new follow