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Good morning Blue Sky

What's French, 300m high and covered in custard, jam, and sponge fingers? The Trifle Tower #LunchPun

I see scientists have found a new species of owl. The 'Chuckle' Owl in South America goes To-me, To-yoooouu #LunchPun

New York Fucking City. A full mile of people filled to the brim. Fascism is going to lose.

April and May, before the return of international cricket, when it’s just the Championship, before it all becomes frenetic, is one of my favourite times. The petals of the season slowly unfurl and there’s still time to enjoy the old, familiar, comfortable, rhythms of the game ❤️

Remember you are a hotdog and to a hotdog you shall return.

Loud American season has started early this year in the Lake District.

Listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social right now & it’s hard to find the words to express the utter depravity and total disdain for human life exercised by the IDF Mass graves of medics, bound, tied and shot in the head and chest And the perpetrators will be applauded by Netanyahu et al Unconscionable

What a con this so called "Tennessee Williams" is. There are at least two, Venus and Serena, that are way more tennisy. You couldn't make it up.

Meanwhile, in Tottenham. #FAFO

I met this Dutch girl. She was wearing inflatable shoes. I rang her to arrange a date, but they told me she had popped her clogs. 😥 #LunchPun

Cartoon on #gaslighting

Giant Toblerone Found Underneath Egyptian Pyramids

I've just joined the Cornish mafia. Will be spending most of my life living in a Ginsters's paradise. #LunchPun

Why do they hate Europe asks @mrjamesob.bsky.social Culture, comprehension, intelligence, better food, generally successful multiculturalism All of the things they exploit for power and authority, we have a better handhold of here Their egos cannot handle there are better ways than their way

I'm taking over from the chief huge cream horn filler at work next week. Bit nervous, I've got some big chouxs to fill. #LunchPun

Firefighter who saved baby, attends her graduation.

My mischievous granny's fallen asleep in the chicken restaurant again. She loves a cheeky nan doze. #LunchPun

Bit nervous about our triangle and kazoo concert tonight. Just hope we're all tinging from the same hum sheet. #LunchPun

I think this is the type of cuts the country requires . The French got it right .

Kinda feels like this right now

Pigoneer Pig Of The Day Zac! Zac's back! and looking as handsome as ever. 😍 He is here to ask all you lovely people if any of you can join the Pigoneers to help support him & the other 98 rescue Pigs @BTWsanctuary Funds are very low they need you!⬇️ globalvegancrowdfunder.org/pigoneer-200...

Every year, we see exhausted animals crash face-first into the ground and collide with one another on these punishing courses. Fatal injuries, including broken necks, backs and legs, are commonplace. Don’t watch #Cheltenham2025 Festival. Never bet on horses.   #YouBetTheyDie

Michael Caine "I voted for Brexit... I'd rather be a poor master than a rich servant... You get lost, and then you find your way, and it will be alright." This Brexiteer lives in LA, has never been a poor anything, and there are zero consequences for his actions on him.

Let's get it cancelled 👇🏽

It's hard to believe this is happening. The Dartington Trust, here in South Devon, is behaving like Donald Trump: it seems to have no conception of the value it is destroying. This is its latest act of mindless vandalism. What the hell is going on? www.agroforestry.co.uk/save-darting...

Canada, we bloody love your low-effort genius. Very, er, English, if I may say so.

#NothingSeemsTo Make sense anymore 😞

It’s inhumane for these evil motherfuckers to cut Medicaid. My ex-wife & mother of my 2 adult children is 55 with early onset dementia (PCA) which also causes blindness. She is in an assisted living facility with the help of Medicaid. Without it she’s doomed. There are millions of these stories.

I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey. Still, I turned myself around, that’s what it’s all about. #LunchPun

Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering about the hokey-cokey. I mean, what if it is what it’s all about? #LunchPun

It can be difficult to grasp the scale of the impact of ULEZ on air quality in London. Here are some incredible comparisons.

Happy Solly March day to all those who celebrate. #BHAFC

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Churchill must have had the Republican Party in mind. Appeasers then. Traitors now.

Please bookmark this and show MAGA everytime they say some BULLSHIT like the world “fears” Trump. They are fucking laughing at him. Laughing.