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I had no idea thank you

Oh my god.

Just found out this is an unlockable character and bike combo in Mario Kart World and I’m skipping work until I get them.

Whether we get a remake or not all this stunning anniversary artwork for Final Fantasy IX has added at least a year onto my life

many of them bit.ly/43NJNUB

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

when I get hit with multiple red shells

finally, musk tweets something funny

scarlet and violet on switch 2 feels like I'm playing at 3x speed

Elon Musk 1990 South Africa emerald mine 남자가 인종차별주의자다 Tesla Man shitty car worth less than dirt 나쁜 자동차 품질 apartheid man throw around daddy money 그는 나쁜 냄새가 난다 Epstein emails 친구 Maxwell 이혼한 남자

This is so utterly wholesome.

Racing queen peach!

another new console to my collection

my switch2 looks a bit different than I thought...

Make sure to thoroughly wash your new Switch 2 in hot soapy water BEFORE switching it on

me last night: after working so many early morning shifts I can't wait to have an actual lie in body clock: time to rise and shine motherfucker!

"Games aren't political" grifters in shambles.

That was easy. They sold it to me early lol

something...... fresh...

it'd be really cool if we could punish CEOS and media outlets for lies used to prop up stock prices and fish for investments

Charity shops of the 2040s are going to be bafflingly entirely full with with Funko Pops that no one had any idea of who they're supposed to be and no records, cds, tapes, books or dvds. Just Funko Pops. Endless Funko Pops. And Sports Direct mugs. 'Is that someone off a thing?' 'Could be'

Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.

In England, the Cookie Monster is called the Biscuit Bloke

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

Divine Departure

JURI

They're so predictable.

Finally:

starting a massive new project, one I'm very excited to find the answer to, finding my top 100 video games of all time youtu.be/xdCR9rNMv64