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The only truly sustainable government is absolute tyrannical rule by a giant evil floating head
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The winning formula for Star Wars was found a long time ago, and it goes like this: First, write a story that has absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars. Then put it in Star Wars.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i've said this before but we really do need an inglorious basterds type civil war film where the conceit is a bunch of guys really do just end up killing the entire confederate congress at the end of the movie

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Your cousin in the Outer Rim constantly posts this on the holonet except it's General Grevious and a rancor

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What should've been done to the former Confederate states after the Civil War if just shooting like 1/3 of white southerners out of hand wouldn't have been on the table for some reason:

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The most favored always and I mean ALWAYS bitch the loudest when facing any pushback. Southern aristocrats complaining about Lincoln's alleged tyranny, Israelis whining that the world hates them for being a herrenvolk republic, the OG Nazis talking about how the third reich was just a smol bean

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

One of the great recurring jokes of history is that for all their flag-waving, right-wingers and nationalists are without exception the first people to line up to be collaborators.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

The next Microsoft Flight Simulator will have a Woke switch that if toggled off will immediately throw your plane into a 90 degree downward dive

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Every single southern leftist or even left-liberal has a moment, that they can probably recollect in perfect detail, where an interaction with a right-wing southerner made them realize exactly why Lenin came to believe that a lot of farmers just had to be shot

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

To understand JD Vance, what you have to recognize is that what he thinks of hillbillies is identical to what Thomas Sowell thinks of black people

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

He's very clearly someone who's professionally tied to the DNC and whose career depends on doubling down on dead-end centrism. It's clear as day he was counting on some kind of job windfall from Biden winning and he's boiling lobster-mad that he was cheated out of this.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments