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- Goes to Olive Garden - Sees no garden - Sees no olives - Drowns sorrows in bread sticks

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A joke I just told: Knock knock Who's there (Plays the opening for Book of Mormon)

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I want to go an entire day acting like someone from an advertisement! (Holds my bag of chips so the logo faces out, making sure not to cover the Reebok logo on my shirt)

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Hahahaha I just realised that I just finished my last ever season of marching band.....

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Doug moment

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The feeling when I have the day off and feel productive but before I do that, I should definitely spend half of it playing a video game and watching YouTube

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That feeling when giasfelfebrehber

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How are there like three really strong candy holidays and no cheese holiday

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This is one of the best texts I've ever sent

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Time to put up the Valentine tree and paint valentine eggs while eating the iconic Valenturkey

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Let’s make ‘Gulf of Mexico’ the new universal phrase. Instead of ‘high five,’ say ‘Gulf of Mexico!’ Instead of ‘iconic,’ say ‘that’s so Gulf of Mexico.’ Imagine the chaos. The confusion. The beauty. Who’s in? #GulfOfMexicoVibes You take it out of the US map we put it in everyday US vocabulary.

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can we get "cheese" trending

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Fun fact! You can't spell kitchen without chicken (do not fact check that)

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WHY DID DUCKTALES 2017 COME OUT 8 YEARS AGO NO IT DID NOT SHUT UP

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The feeling when I want to ramble about my current hyperfixation but I have nothing of interest to say

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As someone who hates football, hearing everyone talk about the super bowl must be how all the neurorypical people feel hearing me ramble about why the Owl House is peak fiction

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I love advertisements for shows that are like "Look at our show that just won all these awards and everyone loved it" without describing the plot or anything that would actually draw you in

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The feeling when I remember all of my favourite shows are over and nothing similar is currently coming out :(

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They're both bald

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When I played Pokémon blue as a kid and I got to the Pokémon tower, I was so young that I misread the Channeler trainers as "Chandler" and now the only thing going through my head is "Could this town *BE* any more lavender"

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I should start walking with my arms out so everyone always assumes I'm sleepwalking

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Guys can we turn 2025 off and back on again

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I know at least like 3 jasons

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You know what, fuck you (un-cheesecakes your factory)

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Everyone: my insane pfp I've spent two years making

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As someone who hates sports, I love watching people talk about football and then randomly yelling "yeah sports!

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Every building is a drive through if you're going fast enough

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Isn't that the guy from Futurama?

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Throwback to the time where I got stuck in a tree. 6 feet off the ground. With one of my best friends sighing and shaking their head at me.

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Oh man, another year to add to my year collection! I wonder if I can get any of the rare limited edition years like 1999

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If Mario was a squid, would he be Calamario?

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Me when I make a board game that has the potential to trap you in Florida indefinitely

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Normalise cartoonishly extravagant prank wars! I want to come home to find that my best friend has taped 7,000 Kraft singles to the walls!

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Thwarted again by Pokémon's bad word filter

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I wanna add a trumpet section to everything. Including random objects, like if you pick up a pineapple it plays a fanfare

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there’s only 2 types of guys in this world: 1. guys named Derek 2. guys not named Derek

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One of the greatest atrocities in history is how Rudolph could have VERY EASILY closed the door when it is clearly below freezing, but instead looks at it and decides to walk away

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She does not know how to find the area of a square

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