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oh you can bend or you can break, but they'll replace you with machines plural | xe/it/she 🏳️‍🌈🐾 🇦🇺 naarm
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Concocting schemes

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Gender dysphoria cuz I can't use a flipper zero to hack my own brain and make myself horny

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How come every dwtwt person with terrible opinions is called Jay or Owen. I can't be the only person noticing this. And it's not just like 2 people I'm talking about here it's multiple Jays and multiple Owens

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Our host changed and has been Romana for like a month now and we literally didn't even properly process it until like now

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i think "no drugs except molly" is lowkey the funniest self-imposed rule i could have. how did we get to this point

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

What's the number of toothbrushes to have at other people's houses before it's weird. I have toothbrushes at 4 other houses

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

There are Nintendogs older than me.. oh dear lord..

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When you think about it, Deltarune, MyHouse and ULTRAKILL are all basically the same thing

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Feeling good about not drinking at Fagdyke

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a wholeass adult I need to stop having sex all the time and get a job

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

"What if you were the early bird and I was the worm 👉👈"

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Woah two subwoofers ( ketamine )

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

so like, okay, yeah, I want to die, but jesus christ my tits are massive

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Playing Blue Prince and roleplaying as Frog Detective whenever I get the magnifying glass

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Been staying at a friend's for a few days and they just hit me with "I'm going to age-regress into a pack-a-day kitty"

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My friend guessed what deodorant I use by huffing my pits??

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Doing my research

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Sent this pic to a groupchat earlier but like WOW I'm a fucking girl??!!

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Massive euphoria and dopamine surge. I had like. A *taste* of environmental stability and self-determination and my mood ENTIRELY flipped holy shit. Hope I can keep this energy going into tomorrow. Can't wait to move out in like a week 💜

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

The Master and The Doctor is my favourite siblings to lovers arc

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

❤️This is *my* SURVEY_PROGRAM.EXE, it was made for ME.

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Someone I met at a gig today drew a lil dog on my arm then pointed at it and said "that's Frotweiler"

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I just found out it's 'party rock is' and not 'party rockers'. Really trying to keep it together rn but it's so hard

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Remember to live every day like you might get caught in a time-loop the next

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Ugh, real wishing i could get pregnant hours upon us

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

reaching unfathomable levels of down bad. help.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I am downbad for femmes who are 5'4💜

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

Our cat Bear usually bullies our other cat Coraline, but whenever there's a storm Coraline will curl up scared wherever there's people, or under a couch, and Bear will lick her forehead and sit with her

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