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Hello! I'm a Transfem variety streamer on twitch! My goals are to be the type of streamer that you can come in and hang out and if your day isnt going so great that I can cheer you up! I hope to bring you many smiles ^_^ Twitch.tv/bleedingroseempire
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Gunna make orange chicken later such a vibe. Excited :3 (yknow what else would excite my hunk of tickling chemical electroplay jelly in my skull? SLEEP AHHHH INSOMNIA HELp)

Insomnia go brrrr

Happy Easter ^_^

www.twitch.tv/selenestardr... - This admiral just gonna card game unless I get the urge to do something else - Wanna hang out on an easter? #Vtuber #Yugioh

Tried darktide finally. And it's a lot of fun. Matchmaking is good anyways. Still trying to figure out what guns I like. So far I dont understand the party mechanic. I like the charge lazgun and so far I'm jealous of the zealots (magic space wizards)

Its 4 am on a school day. Tour staying up late. Animal crackers in my soup. Monkeys and rabbits loop da loop.

Happy retail stories 4. There was this old lady that would come in all the time and give us food. I'd work thanksgiving (time and half baby! And I didn't mind working holidays) she would bring us food every holiday or just sometimes when she wanted. It was nice.

Happy retail story 3. This vet came in one day with this big white fluffy dog and it was just so cute when I first saw it I was stocking shelves and was walking towards the front and I saw this big white fluffy dog. I screamed puppy!! And got all excited. It got all excited and ran over to me.

Happy retail story 2. This guy came in with a sugar glider one time. It was cool. Didnt jump or anything. He would open his hand and it would either crawl down his arm to it or jump from his shoulder to it. It was super cool. Love those retail moments.

Happy retail story. There was this woman who came in all the time who had these monkeys with her. Little tiny ones super cute. They wore diapers. They were never a nuisance or anything they just stayed in the cart or crawled around on her it was cute.

I'm alittle tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spot! When I get all steamed up hear me shout AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Tip me over and pour me out weeee

These are very nice and am sharing. Look at them. So magnificent I wonder why secrets they can share (die faster so we can eat you) oh shroomy you're always a jokester

When you try making a new food for the first time and it comes out popping it's a great feeling. Made a mid cod today and got alittle down. However making stew tomorrow and I'm hyped for that

People who followed me because I'm a streamer are now probably looking at the shit I say going "what the fuck" (they probably are but I say crazy things on stream to so they probably used to it. Love you 😘)

Yall got any crazy stories??

Been thinking about retail alot recently and how fucking crazy it is. I had to call the cops way more working retail than anywhere else. Some lady once stole a different ladies purse (they knew each other) and ran through the store with it (it had so many drugs in it. Like omg amount)

Yknow working retail really shows how dumb people are. Some person came in one time and bought some bleach and ammonia and I'm like "whatcha doin" they said "cleaning day gunna mix it up for strong cleaner" I stared at them and went "dont do that you'll die" they went "what do you mean?" Like really

Super strange story but one time a guy came into my retail store with a stab wound and covered in blood and I asked if he wanted me to call an ambulance and he said no. Went to the bathroom and cleaned himself up bathroom looked relatively clean he tried to keep it all on paper towels and trash.

Yall. Yall yall yall yall yall. I cant remember when I started using yall but I remember thinking it was so stupid when I first came to the south. Its infected me yall help.

Unhinged hailey hours :)

Yall ever have inception dreams? Dreams within dreams? There was one time I went to sleep like 3 different times in my dreams and had dreams inside my dreams it was weird. There was another time i woke up and everything was normal but then something super freaky happened and I woke up again.

Witchy I bet she knows where the best apples are

It's the weekend, baby

I made that insect flower vomit post and I know some of yall seen it AND IM RIGHT YOU KNOW I AM ITS NOT THAT WEIRD WE DRINK COW TITTY MILK. BEES VOMIT DELICIOUSNOUS

I used to have a lot of nightmares at one point growing up. (Particularly clowns) well one day I watched supernatural and "if it bleeds we can kill it" stuck with me especially the fact they kill non bleeding things all the time. So I went to bed thinking that "if it exists I can kill it" 1/2

My favorite flavor of vomit is insect flower vomit

This has quickly become the "have something in head wanna speak to void" app for me and yknow. Might not get comments or likes or whatever but I hope you scroll to it go "hehe" and scroll past. I just made you hehe. Day is good

With the power vested in me I declare you cured! -baps you on the head-

Pretty <3

So when I was little I ate this apple and choked and then went to hospital and there met a guy who gave me life advice and showed me god and then I crocheted a blanket out of hair and twine. And then I went on to make an apple pie. Anyways here's the recipe for that thing you just looked up.

An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.

Ah ah ah ah ah AAAAAAHHHHH

WITH THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY I HAVE INFINITE WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE AT MY HAND. cat video. Other stuff. And how to (insert random interest of the day here)

woah dark tide? maybe even some monster hunter? or even drug empire! who knows! come check us out! www.twitch.tv/bleedingrose...