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blindjedi.bsky.social
Legally blind lightsaber weirdo. That accessibility option you like is coming back in style. (he/him) 🌈 🎵
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My body is so geriatric that I use a magic wand for its intended purpose.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. But it doesn't hurt to be nice.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Threw out my back but I need to play with the new lightsaber. Happy discount chocolate day and may the force be with you!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

We just had a cleaning service get in a fight for like a half hour before one of them left AND quit and the other awkwardly stayed to finish because it 'was calming her'. What in the god damned name of Jerry Springer did I just live through? Anyway here's fucking lightsaber action what the fuck

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE: I have never finished the clone wars, bad batch, or rebels. I am fixing this now. I apparently left off on the last season of clone wars right when the bad batch is implemented. I don't know why I starved myself of good media. I'm a fool in a man's pants.

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

Hey, I made a Star Wars TikTok community starter pack to make it easier to follow your favorite Star Wars TikTok creators. Let me know if I missed anyone and I’ll add them! #starwars #starwarstiktok go.bsky.app/QJqw6f5

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

Oh my gosh. So my wife bolted out of the bedroom today and flew down the stairs, chased down our mail man, and returned with a Valentine's day present. It's a lightsaber. More than that, it's a second Nova proffie! I've been wanting a second one for saberstaff! I love this human.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Throw back to an early Be My Eyes version! 👀 In February 2015, we hit 30,000 blind users—a huge milestone at the time! Today, 10 years later, we’ve grown to 775,000+ users & 8.5M volunteers worldwide! 💙 Thank you for being part of this journey—here’s to the next 10 years!

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick absolutely killed it.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

So my wife and I got to the end of a nature made 80 pack of vitamin c gummies and there was an uneven number remaining. 79 gummies. 2 gummies per serving. This is an outrage. I want to live in a time where this is my biggest gripe of the day and not Nazis coming back.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

This has been solidly stuck in my head for weeks. It's time I inflict it upon you. What I love about this most is I very much imagine creed would be a band Hank would unironically love. youtu.be/cvA2smmMSDA?...

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

We got the empire but we didn't get lightsabers or x-wings. This timeline is bullshit.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

One day, I would like to have a boring day again. Maybe even a few consecutive boring days. This is the millennial fantasy.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I got my lightsabers unpacked and properly displayed. Not pictured: the Nova because I sleep with it. Not in a weird way. Maybe in a weird way.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I hope you're all okay. I know that's a very relative term these days but I still hope it. Here's a fuckin lightsaber video because that's what I do. Seriously stay as healthy as you can physically and mentally. Stay hydrated. Take a vitamin c gummy. Do those pushups you were thinking about doing

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Resist. If you have to go down, go down fighting. Make everything as absolutely difficult for them as you possibly can.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments