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Idk, but if we could make a mini bear, that’d be dope af. A teacup bear?

Smoke… Because he literally popped the trunk on the klan.

Executive branch = bitch ass niggas Legislative branch = bitch ass niggas Judicial branch = bitch ass niggas ICE/FBI/Dept of HS= bitch ass niggas The press = bitch ass niggas The voters = bitch ass niggas I never thought I’d see the day where we were a nation of bitch ass niggas…

Kinda hating life rn…

So I’ve decided I’m not doing shit today…

Being contrarian just to be different/free thinker. Especially when it comes to science/health… We had a pandemic where the worlds top scientist and physicians gave us simple instructions to soften the blow and regular ass people were like “no, my research says otherwise”

I’ll just come back tomorrow or Saturday because idgaf about football…

*Laughs in vasectomy*

Forgetting Sarah Marshall was one of my top 10 comfort movies, but Russell Brand just had to go be a rapist and ruin it…

I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie…

Fuck Tate Reeves ol Peter Griffin lookin ass… The confederacy lasted 3 years…Nigga I got socks older than that

I feel like I need to get back into gaming. I stopped playing because keeping up with all the new releases felt like a chore…

It’s too early in the week for “baby gravy” to be trending… Such nasty work…

I’m convinced the way to see Sinners is in a theater full of black folks When MBJ was talking about finding the button, an Auntie yelled out “IKDR” When Pearline wouldn’t eat the garlic, a few people said “This bitch…” under their breath Too many others to name, but it made viewing so much better

To the yt 2A men who yelled “Don’t tread on me” and “Tyranny” during Covid lockdowns, you’re watching a tyrant wipe his ass with the constitution It was never about rights, the constitution, or freedom. Y’all were just some bitches stocking up on guns out of fear of blk/brown ppl. Prove me wrong…

I’m having too much fun watching The Last of Us with my wife who has never heard of the game…I’m watching her while she watching the show…

I’m done arguing with ppl on the right…I’m just going to block and go about my day. These mfs live in an alternate reality

The only way I’d go is if I had a ridiculous glow up. At this point, my only motivation in life is spite…

Oh fuck off…

So I watched Magazine Dreams last night and…uh…yea…that’s the most uneasy I’ve been during a movie in a while. If you’ve ever been on a bodybuilding forum/subreddit, the character is spot on

All a man wants is to be understood sometimes…

Popping my pimples…

Random thoughts…Trump did rallies all through his first presidency. Why hasn’t he done one since winning this one? Also, where’s the fuck is Melania? More importantly, where the fuck is Jill Stein?! #randomthoughts #blacksky

Rage bait…

This season is Black Mirror delivered on the existential dread. I’m very pleased…

So wait…this is really a thing? Lemme guess, the issue is produce related

1. Yep 2. Drive by cat call caught me off guard, but it wasn’t rude and it was funny af. A group of women caught me bending over to pick something up while I was pumping gas and yelled out “Damn blue shorts, that thang thangin ainit?” 3. I’m easy, any kind words can get to the draws…

Coworkers: You really not gonna stay late tonight? Me: Nah…Black Mirror new season is out tonight. Coworkers: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Me: Have a good night 😐✌🏾

LET PPL OFF THE ELEVATOR BEFORE YOU WALK THE FUCK ON!

We’re living the scorpion and the frog in real time…