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what should i eat for dinner tonight? btw i live in chicago | she/they
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may god forever bless my beloved uconn huskies

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you know i'm bored as hell when i open up this damn app

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bipolar 1, bipolar 2. big titties, big butt too

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how many of you guys had a panic attack after your mom and her ex bf made you watch the loose change documentary in 2006?

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opening and closing all of my apps again

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today is the kind of day where you find out how ugly or how hot people's gfs and bfs are🕵🏾‍♂️ love that...

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"so when they say 'go birds' they mean the eagles?" - my gf (who is from chicago)

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i love chicago lol

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people hate when you have no money and they don't ever want to hear you talk about it for some reason

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love how no one goes on here so i can say any old thing like i didn't really like my dinner tonight if i'm being real

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i literally can't even imagine wanting to drink 6 to 8 beers

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the hardest part about texting is hoping that what you're saying is interesting or important

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texting takes fucking forever like jesus christ

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ok i don't want any book or music or podcast recommendations i just want like $5000.00 USD

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back from vacation, rawdogging life by having $0.00 to my name and no wild cherry pepsi zero in my fridge

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literally forgot all about this app like damn

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wish i could personally congratulate mr beast on his engagement but this will have to do

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my mom got mad that i didn't call her for new years at 9:30 pm like goddamn let the ball drop first tf

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deadass

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nothing like your mom having 5 sisters who all called her to tell her they're mad at me

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the thing about saying "dafuq" at the end of every sentence is that i actually talk that way

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texting takes fucking forever like jesus christ

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at the algernon/joyce manor show obviously

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officially 12 years since the headline"Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA"

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wingstop gave me pterodactyl meat again 😔😔

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so fake of my dentists office to wish me a happy birthday like they haven't been hounding me for $50 this whole year

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what tf should i have for dinner?

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nothing worse than a skinny ass xmas tree like damn can't even fit one present under that thing

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[intentionally becomes unknowable] you guys don’t even know anything about me :(

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ana davis fans know how huge this is for me

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only CT heads could understand

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straight girls will post pics with some of the ugliest guys in america and that is their cross to bear

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i love when it's my birthday next week

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by the way my mom calls spotify "spotty" so there ya go

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love being brave and honorable by having switched to apple music

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Tomorrow is another day. That's my main problem with it

submitted 128 days ago • 8 comments

just remembered my license expires next year what the fuck

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praying for mason ramsey

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anyways.... (me actively avoiding any and all year-end lists)

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my email and texts blowing up this whole weekend like these stores want me so damn bad 🫦

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my gf is making another viral snack

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