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Three shitposts in a trenchcoat. Broadly the same old shit as Over There, plus some football til I get a second account, sorry.
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I want him compromised to a permanent end.

*tearfully* Hale End

I don’t want to oversimplify what is quite a tricky sport to master, but I can’t help but feel if we just fucking leathered it occasionally when we get in the area we might score some more goals.

found your mum's birthplace

[Lou Bega voice] ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine

my "Bukayo Saka has not suffered any setbacks in his recovery from his hamstring injury" tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

Elon suspiciously quiet on the rollout of Soup Tube infrastructure, the rat fink

Van Dijk heard that he was too good for the top level of the sport so he just stopped playing it for a bit

Mister Arteta, bring our boy home

Free agent

good news: Philadelphia is getting burned down either way

mad that Eagles fans are the most annoying people in the world, and I spend my days consuming Arsenal content

I mean, say what you want about Liverpool

lmao, now that's The Magic Of The Cup

it is 2025 and the Mets have re-signed Pete Alonso. I think I like that the Mets have re-signed Pete Alonso. #LFGM

Curious!

we're doing this again are we

This is happening quicker than I thought

you have to say it's very, very funny that probably Drake's best diss of the whole beef was "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now" and then he won five for calling Drake a pedophile

I am begging ONE commentator to pronounce Nwaneri's name correctly

Mathys Tel

Michael Smith, retire bitch

Nighswonger Deserves a quiet nigh

both Red Bull teams out?

sorry Girona, when you stop being part of the City Group you can have your lovely romantic moment. until then, fuck off.

I don't want to take *all* the credit for this but this was long before the team sheet came out tonight

big game in Girona tonight

of COURSE it's the same cunt who killed off the Trocadero

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I didn't really know how to react to anyone showing arsenal sympathy so I'm glad the absolute lunatics have gotten involved again to restore the natural order of things

note: contact above the ankle is a straight red

who could possibly have seen this coming

FUCKING YES, stick it up you Michael Oliver, you shit cunt.