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Three shitposts in a trenchcoat. Broadly the same old shit as Over There, plus some football til I get a second account, sorry.
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"ooh he's not good enough on the ball to be the 8" fuckin grow up

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Emi Martinez getting done at his near post? No, that can't be right.

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Arsenal mates - any of the regular pubs round Highbury/Finsbury Park way indicated that they've definitely got Amazon Prime? Don't want to get caught scrabbling at the last minute this evening - looks like The Tolly have done in the past?

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

did they just put silksong in the fucken sizzle reel????

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if that's a hamstring that's White, Gabriel, Calafiori, Rice, Odegaard, Martinelli, Havertz, Jesus, Saka all out for big chunks - I'm not really sure what people want from Arteta, frankly it's a miracle we're still in 2nd

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Jordan Montgomery opting into a one year player option for $25m and immediately fucking off to get Tommy John Surgery is so so so funny. That man can never set foot in Arizona again. Hell, he might have to give the adjoining states a wide berth.

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god Phil Foden is an absolute fucking bum

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

well that's it for Ben White, you can't go ahead and pick him without Chris Waddle's consent given his illustrious management career

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say what you like about that game, but it certainly happened

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Ben White open to playing for England again? we are so back

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

hell yeah I love Butlins

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

*tearfully* Hale End

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to oversimplify what is quite a tricky sport to master, but I can’t help but feel if we just fucking leathered it occasionally when we get in the area we might score some more goals.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

found your mum's birthplace

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

[Lou Bega voice] ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

my "Bukayo Saka has not suffered any setbacks in his recovery from his hamstring injury" tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

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Elon suspiciously quiet on the rollout of Soup Tube infrastructure, the rat fink

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Van Dijk heard that he was too good for the top level of the sport so he just stopped playing it for a bit

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Mister Arteta, bring our boy home

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Free agent

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good news: Philadelphia is getting burned down either way

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

mad that Eagles fans are the most annoying people in the world, and I spend my days consuming Arsenal content

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, say what you want about Liverpool

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

lmao, now that's The Magic Of The Cup

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

it is 2025 and the Mets have re-signed Pete Alonso. I think I like that the Mets have re-signed Pete Alonso. #LFGM

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Curious!

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

we're doing this again are we

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This is happening quicker than I thought

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

you have to say it's very, very funny that probably Drake's best diss of the whole beef was "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now" and then he won five for calling Drake a pedophile

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

I am begging ONE commentator to pronounce Nwaneri's name correctly

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Mathys Tel

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Smith, retire bitch

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Nighswonger Deserves a quiet nigh

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

both Red Bull teams out?

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

sorry Girona, when you stop being part of the City Group you can have your lovely romantic moment. until then, fuck off.

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