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THE PITT best line… “we gonna have to open him up again. Papi can’t find his hamburger”

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You and me sampling bitter amari in the arms of Satan

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You and me, eating salt water taffy high above the dying planet

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THE GORGE would be a better movie if the demons scurried up the cliffs backwards, showing their buttholes, and Levi screamed “aim for the butthole!”

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You and me taking turns reading Lorca and feeding off the dead

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Bread and Roses: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_a...

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LOW STOCK ALERT! If you want a HOUSE OF PSYCHOTIC WOMEN boardgame better grab it now before they're gone. Available as part of the February bundles at severinfilms.com Frankly I can't believe there are even copies of this game still available. Has HOUSE OF PSYCHOTIC WOMEN jumped the shark? Lol

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You and me, hand in hand, on a ridge overlooking the nine concentric circles of hell while savoring bergamot lozenges

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You and me, in the cemetery, drinking champagne out of plastic cups while the dead begin to rise

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You and me, eating strawberries in the mausoleum

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You and me, behind the dumpster, eating the last of the heart of palm from a can while the radiation drones hover overhead

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You’ll wake up tonight, your body made of spam

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Rubbing seed oil all over my body

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PARADISE would be a better show if at some point someone said “The toilet paper reserves have been irradiated, sir”

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PARADISE would be a better show if they’d underestimated the volume of toilet paper required, Bradford found out, and that’s why he needed to be silenced. The code he left Xavier wasn’t coordinates, it was the total number of remaining sheets. Would make way more sense

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Mumford Devouring His Sons

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I commend everyone for attending these rallies for science, but where were you when we were rallying for alchemy

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If we are honest with ourselves, most of us only tune in to FROM to watch Fatima eat garbage out of trash bins

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stabbing westward had the juice and deserved better

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FROM would be a better show if Jim got shitfaced at the communal picnic, and to the horror of his family, shoved a Roman candle up his ass and yelled “watch me shit stars”

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FROM would be a better show if Boyd and Kenny, out on patrol, came across a rave in the woods, and returned to the village a day later, high as shit, dressed in Hello Kitty onesies and sucking on pacifiers

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FROM would be a better show if Kenny walked into the diner and said “When I woke up this morning my butthole was gone! Anybody else missing their butthole?!” And everyone in the diner got up and started reaching into their pants to check

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FROM would be a better show if as soon as someone arrives in the village they start to grow a third ass cheek

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I wonder if the Joker from Batman would have turned out any different if he fell into a vat of therapists instead of a vat of kooky juice. Anyone else wondering the same thing, you pathetic fucking worms?

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Doug Ford is right. We are all entitled to our personal beliefs. Mine are “Fuck Gretzky!”

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Watching that speech be like sitting on a toilet that works in reverse

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Things are gonna get hard, but you should know, Daddy Poo Poo always has your back

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One of the cooler challenges in an exhibit at the La Brea Tar Pits Museum. If you find them you can keep them. I call them Simon, Jim, and Toby.

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FROM should have made the guy who materialized in the pool wall the show’s Statler and Waldorf

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