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it's me. hi. i'm the problem, it's me. mother of dogs. gryffindor. gamer. swiftie. lover of books, TLOU, the mcu, & the Oxford comma. 🏟️ 8/30 MLB Parks ⚾️ #Cubs + #Rays 🏈 #Bengals + #Dolphins
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our cat died a few months ago, and the strangest thing about dealing with death is that it doesn’t even feel like our cat stopped existing but more like it still exists in the part of spacetime that’s unreachable, like on a light cone diagram

submitted 359 days ago • 14 comments

fly the flag, sing the song, etc. good job, cubs!

submitted 359 days ago • 0 comments

He was a skeeter boy she said reskeet you later boy

submitted 697 days ago • 1 comment

Ocean art of mine

submitted 720 days ago • 13 comments

Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes

submitted 785 days ago • 88 comments

Are these actually called skeets

submitted 730 days ago • 1 comment

One sinking sub is called The Titan, what do you call a fleet of sinking subs? Reddit.

submitted 730 days ago • 0 comments

i had a dentist appointment this morning at 7a. i didn’t fall asleep until after 3a. i am running on 3 hours of sleep, a Red Bull, and the Hamilton soundtrack.

submitted 731 days ago • 0 comments

does this mean i can sit with the cool kids now?

submitted 733 days ago • 0 comments

Every day, one person is really wrong about something on BlueSky, and everyone else quote skeets that person about how wrong that person was. It's called getting skeetucated.

submitted 737 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just a guy, standing in front of an abyss, screaming.

submitted 737 days ago • 0 comments

Explain your political ideology in a single photo:

submitted 737 days ago • 2 comments

i just wanted you to know, that this is me trying.

submitted 739 days ago • 0 comments

Saying "you had a good life" and trying to close someone's eyes like a corpse when I'm tired of listening to them

submitted 739 days ago • 24 comments

logging on

submitted 739 days ago • 1 comment

Saying 'life sucks' when things go wrong: - self deprecating - depressing - makes you sad Saying 'Gladis the orca wouldn't want this for me': - motivating - makes you think about Gladis the orca - reminds you that Gladis the orca cares for you

submitted 742 days ago • 14 comments

hands dow the best kind of high is when music just *hits* different 🤘🎶🎧🧑🏻‍🎤

submitted 745 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to find mutuals from other platforms on here like

submitted 745 days ago • 0 comments

When the problem asks you what the problem is

submitted 745 days ago • 1 comment

This became my mantra when I was diagnosed with cancer. Spoiler alert: I beat it

submitted 745 days ago • 5 comments

not the most serious aspect of it but one of the craziest things i remember was trying to photograph the orange sky and the iPhone camera kept trying to color correct it tim apple would not accept a sky could be that color

submitted 745 days ago • 5 comments

painting of first known ska musician

submitted 745 days ago • 2 comments

"Are you not entertained," I screech into the void. "No," said the void.

submitted 745 days ago • 2 comments

I would get my shit together, but who has time?

submitted 746 days ago • 1 comment

are there signs in hell that are like Welcome to Hell Ohio is Real

submitted 747 days ago • 3 comments

just booked my flight to go see my best friend on this entire earth for Taylor Swift weekend and I am STOKED RN

submitted 753 days ago • 0 comments

hi to all the new people please be normal

submitted 754 days ago • 9 comments

Touch grass? When a grass monster killed my Nana?

submitted 756 days ago • 0 comments

touch grass? where all the fire ants are?

submitted 756 days ago • 0 comments

listening to “Hits Different” for the millionth time and I am not even a little bit sorry about it 🫶

submitted 756 days ago • 0 comments

New ink 🩷💜💙

submitted 758 days ago • 0 comments