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I love the gym, reading, men, and video games 🏳️‍🌈
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Decided to play Life is Strange 2 aka Trauma Simulator 2019™

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I found one mistake in my code today, I will be riding this high for hours

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

So much ass on the tl, Saturday really is for the boys 🥴

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

You accidentally add one song to a playlist and remove it again and YouTube Music will never let you live it down

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Places in the US will be called "fall-to-your-death valley" and Americans are still like "omg lets go hiking 😍"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

can’t stop saying “I have the Mandate of Heaven” every time something even marginally decent happens to me

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

White Lotus is a prize an actor wins. If you do enough good character parts that highbrow critics like you but regular tv watchers don’t know who you are, Mike White takes you on vacation

submitted 8 days ago • 42 comments

Went shopping for a new suit. Didn't buy one 💃

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

Is he a twunk or is he just 25?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Companion was fun until the whole thing fell apart in the 3rd act. I love flawed movies because I can go and dissect them in my head for days after seeing them.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Millennial valentines day cards are always like "I'd turn my phone off silent mode for you ❤️ my little Hufflepuff"

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Where can I buy a big table, knickknacks to sweep off of it dramatically, and a giant 300 year old world map to slam down and unfurl?

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Looking through the screenshots I have saved on my phone and I'm creasing at this one

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just remembered that in high school the ending of the school musical was so boring that I rewrote it unprompted and added a fight scene and ensemble dance number, and our adult director went with it because it was better and everyone loved it.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

No loads refused Mayhem listening party

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

Choux pastry is definitely the gayest kind of cake. Collapses if you open the oven while it bakes? Fill it with cream once it's done? Basic but expensive ingredients? That's a faggot mamma

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Why do my friends always have plans like bitch make plans with me I'm literally always available

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Need to stuff a twink like a turkey on Thanksgiving

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

Jedi Fallen Order really felt like being in a star wars movie in the best way possible and it was so sleek and streamlined. In comparison Jedi Survivor mostly feels like every other recent action-adventure game with a star wars coat of paint on.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

The Sims 3 is allergic to good noses, why is every nose the ugliest one you've ever seen

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I spent over two hours watching 'Emilia Pérez,' time I will never get back, so I wrote down all my thoughts about the film. Thank you as always for your support! From penis to vagina! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/all-my-tho...

submitted 19 days ago • 45 comments

YouTube just called me the f-word

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

My colleagues are so straight I need to talk to a gay person or ally diva, it's a mental health emergency

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling very disco miniature golfing queen today 🪩

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Jurassic world in 4DX is gonna be incredible I can already feel it

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Call me Chip Skylark the way my teeth had zero issues today at my dentist's appointment

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments