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bloodslides.bsky.social
Blood spatter analyst. Serial killer. The Bay Harbor Butcher. Based on Dexter, from the eponymous franchise. Penned by #η10. Not affiliated with Paramount or Showtime Networks. #RP #MVRP #HorrorRP #DBDRP #Dexter
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Shawarma is really good. You should try shawarma.

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My tools :3

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Because somebody wasn’t in the proper mindset to dispose of them correctly.

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Here at the East Coast Meteorological Confrence in Tampa! good times

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@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good

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Cat memes are integral to the upkeep of a socially acceptable persona.

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Uni :3

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I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

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It’s cold outside. An excellent excuse to wear gloves, and cover every inch of skin.

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:// Walter White be making like every mistake 💀 Dexter could take him light work no reaction

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[Remade Pin] -Scoob and Shag rp account -Serious and Crack rp -Muse is She/Her while Mun is He/Him -Muse is taken (Rp canon ig) -You can @ me if you want to interact - #MVRP #S&SRP #CNRP #CartoonNetworkRP

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I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals. I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.

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* Detective Deb Morgan * Miami Metro Homicide * Not new to the fandom * Not new to the Character * Ships w/heavy Chemistry * 25 + Detailed and Literate * MC * MDNI * No one liners. * Like & RT Please

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One of Dexter's few exceptions to the Code of Harry was Nathan Martens, a man who was convicted of molesting a young girl. Dexter did not take the time to set up a kill room, instead garroting the man around the neck in his home, before stealing a carton of milk and allowing the corpse to rot.

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A video game where you kill people? Why would anybody ever play that? Why would you ever want to experience that? The very concept is revolting. Shame on you.

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His handshake; firm, cold, articulate. One of his nails drags into your hand and scratches it, and immediately he pulls out a handkerchief to parse the blood. It’s all too fast. He pockets the napkin.

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The name “Bay Harbor Butcher” is disingenuous. I’m not a butcher, nor have I continued to dump bodies into Bay Harbor. I take pride in what I do.

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Dexter is really a normal guy.

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author is WAY too into tying people down

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Thanksgiving. A ghastly Hallmark holiday about the deception and murder of natives, taught to children as a celebration of union. And they get turkey.

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Nobody important or notable I imagine.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘙𝘺𝘥𝘦𝘳 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 (1986)

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adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain

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no one else may see the vision but i see the vision

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🍩🍩🍩 🍩🍩🍩 Good morning. Today is going to be a long day.

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:// Debra and Dexter

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I’ve evaded the law through brute force. This here’s just the first movie, and all the extras are dead.

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a freudian slip n' slide straight to hell

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Murderflirting

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copious amounts of dramatic bastard behavior

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⠀ ⠀⠀ Struggler Today is Transgender day of remembrance. A day to look back and honour the lives that are lost to anti-transgender violence, and by the hands of monsters disguised as people. This was founded after the death of Rita Hester, murdered in 1998. + ⠀

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The reason why Jason has evaded law enforcement is because he’s thought to be dead by everyone outside Camp Crystal Lake. Oh, and every person he encounters: • Supports his activities • Ignores him • Gets traumatised to the point of being unable to recount their experience • Gets butchered

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⠀ ⠀⠀ Struggler Happy #InternationalMensDay2024! I personally believe this is one of those days that easily gets pushed aside and forgotten about. However, since today for me is the 19th. I wanted to at least make this post. Even If one person shares this post, that is good enough for me. + ⠀

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“There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse.” “They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him…” “No one can.”

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“I suppose it would be in a place where one is a rarity among ramen and gruel. I've been known to cook a particularly good sear, medium rare.” “Your schedule must be very open, I imagine?”

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ㅤ ✎ |:| Two roleplay communities ㅤ

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“Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?” Dr. Hannibal Lecter Not new to RP, psychiatry, gourmet cooking or cannibalism. Looking to interact with more people. #HorrorRP #HannibalRP #SOTLRP

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“The odds are always in Gambit’s favour” -Muse Info -Admin Info

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The reason I’ve evaded the lingering eye of any given law enforcement agencies is because I pick my victims according to a strict code, then I dispose of them in a way they are never found. No one looks for missing murderers. People go missing all the time.

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One of my more relevant irrational fears is being trialed or suspected of a murder I didn't commit. I've never pissed anybody off enough to be framed for a murder but what would I say if I was? I don't exactly have very vetable alibis. Nothing I can utter in a court.

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